FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/12/05 at 5:05am
Little Johnny's next-door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the
little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt when we get back home." I promise not
to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.
At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at its mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!" The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny." He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good? The mother a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes ... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause he'd be FU**ED if he needed to wear glasses."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#1re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/12/05 at 7:09amOh wow. Loved that one. Too funny!
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#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/12/05 at 10:52amI thought it was the funniest I've read in a long time !!!!
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/12/05 at 11:04am
Oh THATS BAD!!! ROFL
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"Someday I'm going to have a baby and I'm gonna name her L'il Mimi Marquez and I and will sing to her every day and when she's a toddler I will say "L'il Mimi Marquez, clad only in a bubble diaper, will perform her famous play pen handcuff dance to the sounds of breast milk being pumped!" ~Kringas
#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/12/05 at 11:07amUgh! I didn't "get it" for some reason, and when I went back and reread it, it was just totally ruined for me!
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