FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/12/05 at 5:05am

Little Johnny's next-door neighbor had a baby. Unfortunately, the
little baby was born with no ears. When they arrived home from the hospital, the parents invited Little Johnny's family to come over and see their new baby. Little Johnny's parents were very afraid their son would have a wise crack to say about the baby. So, Little Johnny's dad had a long talk with Little Johnny before going to the neighbors. He said, "Now, son...that poor baby was born without any ears. I want you to be on your best behavior and not say one word about his ears, or I'm really going to spank your butt when we get back home." I promise not
to mention his ears at all," said Little Johnny.

At the neighbor's home, Little Johnny leaned over the crib and touched the baby's hand. He looked at its mother and said, "Oh, what a beautiful little baby!" The mother, who had braced herself for Johnny's comment, was pleasantly surprised and said, "Thank you very much, Little Johnny." He then said, "This baby has perfect little hands and perfect little feet. Why, just look at his pretty little eyes! Did his doctor say he can see good? The mother a bit bewildered, hesitantly replies "Why, yes ... his doctor said he has 20/20 vision, why do you ask?"
Little Johnny said, "Well, it's a good thing, cause he'd be FU**ED if he needed to wear glasses."

[ashley0139]

Posted: 8/12/05 at 7:09am

Oh wow. Loved that one. Too funny!

[#1Elphie]

Posted: 8/12/05 at 7:16am

HAHA. That's hilarious!

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/12/05 at 10:52am

I thought it was the funniest I've read in a long time !!!!

[camerangel]

Posted: 8/12/05 at 11:04am

Oh THATS BAD!!! ROFL

[Aigoo]

Posted: 8/12/05 at 11:07am

Ugh! I didn't "get it" for some reason, and when I went back and reread it, it was just totally ruined for me!

[Unknown User]

Posted: 8/12/05 at 2:29pm

haahahaha... That was great.