FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/05 at 5:36am
We've all heard about people having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,the definition for each is listed below...
GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the guts to ask: "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"
BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys, smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping your wife on the ass and having the balls to say: "You're next."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#1re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/05 at 6:56amNiiiiiiice. So, boobs, where have you been? I missed you and your chuckles the past few days. Or did I just miss them? Either way, good to read them again.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
ALittleNorthofKansas
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/28/04
#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/05 at 8:41amKeep them coming Boobs. Nice to see your avator is living up to your name.
#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/05 at 8:43amThats great boobsy! How was/is your vacation? See how nice it is not to be at work. Now imagine having that feeling again, in December, in DC, at the Hard Rock. You know you want to go...
"All the while making faces like a baby platypus who forget to take some Beano before eating a chimichanga." FindingNamo in reference to Jessica Simpson's singing.
#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/05 at 8:54am
Another winner BB. 
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/05 at 10:09am
Thanks Gang !!!
Ashley...I've been on vacation so I've been posting the chuckles a little later than usual...if you search though you will find them.
Kansas..I had to get in the halloween spirit and who better for an avatar to fit my name?
Kel...vacation has actually been busy doing lots around the house, but now I am going away for the weekend..YEA !!! Which reminds me..I better get packing. Ciao until Monday. XO
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#6re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/05 at 10:20amAppreciate the giggles!!! Where DO you come up with this stuff?
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
#7re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/28/05 at 10:36am
Most of my chuckles come from friends or jokes I've heard before...sometimes I do search....I always find laughter to be the best medicine and we all can use them.
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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