FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/21/06 at 5:06am
A man wakes up one morning to find a bear on his roof. So he looks in the yellow pages and sure enough, there's an ad for "Bear Removers." He calls the number, and the bear remover says he'll be over in 30 minutes.
The bear remover arrives, and gets out of his van. He's got a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pit bull.
"What are you going to do," the homeowner asks? I'm going to put this ladder up against the roof, then I'm going to go up there and knock the bear off the roof with this baseball bat.
When the bear falls off, the pit bull is trained to grab his testicles and not let go. The bear will then be subdued enough for me to put him in the cage in the back of the van.
" He hands the shotgun to the homeowner. What's the shotgun for?" asks the homeowner.
If the bear knocks me off the roof, shoot the dog."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/21/06 at 6:45amBB!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/21/06 at 7:11amGood Morning, Boobsie.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/21/06 at 8:35amHaha!
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/21/06 at 9:07am
OMG---I think I know that man!
Good morning!
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/21/06 at 9:20am
"Bear Removers"--even THAT cracked me up.
Good one, Bboobs!
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