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FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/26/06 at 5:13am

Three men were walking aimlessly in the desert. They came upon a castle. Dying of thirst, they decided to go into the castle.

Inside they found no men, just dozens of beautiful women. The three men decided to stay (obviously, what man wouldn't). For a week they enjoyed themselves having sex many times a day with all of the beautiful women.

After a week, the king of the castle and his army of men came back. As he walked into his castle, he found the three men with his women. Upset, the king ordered his army to capture the three men and line them up against the wall. Then the king said that each of them would be severely punished according to their occupation.

The king goes up the first man and demands to know his occupation. The first man replies, "Fireman." The king tells his army, "Burn off his penis."

Then he walked over to the second man and asked his occupation. Hesitating the man said, "I...I...I...I'm a police officer." The king ordered, "Shoot off his penis."

Then finally the King asks the third man his occupation. With a huge smile on his face the man replied, "Lollipop salesman."


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

neddyfrank2
#1re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/26/06 at 5:14am

I HAVENT GONE TO BED YET AHH!

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soapguy17
#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/26/06 at 8:13am

HA!! HA!! Good Morning, Boobsie.


I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.

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Magdalene
#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/26/06 at 9:15am

Hee hee!

Good Morning!


"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

ashley0139
#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:07am

Hilarious! Good one.


"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

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Kitzarina
#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:08am

Boobs, your utter lack of decorum never fails to entice me. Nothin' like a good dose of smut to get the day started on the right foot re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE


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Broadwayboobs
#6re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/26/06 at 10:22am

KITZY..I miss you baby....I knew a good smutty chuckle would bring you back. re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson


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