FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/16/06 at 5:10am
Little Johnny attended a horse auction with his father. He watched as his father moved from horse to horse, running his hands up and down the horse's legs, rump, and chest.
After a few minutes, Johnny asked, "Dad, why are you doing that?"
His father replied, "Because when I'm buying horses, I have to make sure that they are healthy and in good shape before I buy.
Johnny, looking worried, said, "Dad, I think the UPS guy wants to buy Mom."
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/16/06 at 6:26am
HAHA.
The "Mailman" (or is it milkman?) joke from BIG FISH is funny too!
#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/16/06 at 8:48amOh my goodness! Good morning BB! Happy Friday all.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/16/06 at 9:56am
You make my day!
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/16/06 at 10:18amHA! I love it!
"You know, with the right volume, Patti LuPone can make a car bounce, too...."
-Wonderwaiter
#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/16/06 at 11:12am
Saw that one coming... 
Measure your life in love, RENTheads, and keep it always in your heart.
Avatar: Me with Al Larson, Jonathan Larson's father.
Avatar: Me with Al Larson, Jonathan Larson's father.
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