FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/30/06 at 5:24am
A hippy gets on a bus and spies a pretty young nun. He sits down next to her, and asks her: Can we have sex ?"No," she replies, "I'm married to God." She then stands up, and gets off at the next stop. The bus driver, who overheard, turns to the hippy and says "I can tell you how to have sex with her." "Yeah?", says the hippy. "Yeah", says the bus driver. "She goes to the cemetery every Tuesday night at midnight to pray. So all you have to do is dress up in a robe with a hood, put some of that luminous powder stuff in your beard, and pop up in the cemetery claiming to be God." The hippy decides to give it a try, and arrives in the cemetery dressed as suggested on the next Tuesday night. "I am God," he declares to the nun, keeping the hood low about his face, "I have ordained it. You must have sex with me." The nun agrees without question, but begs him to restrict himself to anal sex, as she is desperate not to lose her virginity. God agrees, and promptly has his wicked way with her. As he finishes, he jumps up and throws back his hood with a flourish. "Ha-ha!," he cries. "I am the hippy!" "Ha-ha!," cries the nun. "I'm the bus driver."
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#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/30/06 at 8:08amBB, BB, BB!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
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#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/30/06 at 8:10am
wait. can women be bus drivers?
and is oral sex when you just talk about it?
XING
PED
Updated On: 6/30/06 at 08:10 AM
PED
#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/30/06 at 8:55amOMG. I feel I shouldn't be reading that. But that was really funny.
I have NEVER met Cheyenne Jackson. I have never hung out with him in his dressing room, he did not tweet me, he never bought me a beverage, and he mostly certainly didn't tickle me. . .that is all.
#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/30/06 at 10:11am(bangs head against computer screen)"How could I not see that one coming?"
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
#7re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/30/06 at 10:16am
Very funny, Boobs!
Thanks for keeping the chuckles coming during your vacation. Hope you are having an amazing time!!!
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ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#8re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/30/06 at 12:21pmYay!
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overthemoon2shiz
Understudy Joined: 2/26/06
#10re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/30/06 at 9:16pm*laughs* i should have seen that...... pretty darn funny *but very innapropriate (sp)* hehe
<3
beacon1
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/31/04
#11re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 6/30/06 at 10:40pm
*folds arms*
Bboooobs!
Don't make me call Grandma!
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