FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:11am
Children's Science Exam Answers. These are real answers given by children.
Q: Name the four seasons.
A: Salt, pepper, mustard and vinegar.
Q: Explain one of the processes by which water can be made safe to drink.
A: Flirtation makes water safe to drink because it removes large pollutants like grit, sand, dead sheep and canoeists.
Q: How is dew formed?
A: The sun shines down on the leaves and makes them perspire.
Q: How can you delay milk turning sour?
A: Keep it in the cow.
Q: What causes the tides in the oceans?
A: The tides are a fight between the Earth and the Moon. All water tends to flow towards t he moon, because there is no water on the moon, and nature hates a vacuum I forget where the sun joins in this fight.
Q: What are steroids?
A: Things for keeping carpets still on the stairs.
Q: What happens to your body as you age?
A: When you get old, so do your bowels and you get intercontinental.
Q: What happens to a boy when he reaches puberty?
A: He says good-bye to his boyhood and looks forward to his adultery
Q: Name a major disease associated with cigarettes.
A: Premature death.
Q: How are the main parts of the body categorized? (e.go., abdomen.)
A: The body is consisted into three parts--- the brainium, the borax and the abdominal cavity. The brainium contains the brain; the borax contains the heart and lungs , and the abdominal cavity contains the five bowels, A, E, I, O, and U.
Q: What is the fibula?
A: A small lie.
Q: What does "varicose" mean?
A: Nearby.
Q: Give the meaning of the term "Caesarean Section"
A: The Caesarean Section is a district in Rome
Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
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#1re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:13amwhere u get thse from ? yesterdays was better lol
neddyfrank2
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/23/05
#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/25/06 at 5:18am
^^ That is kind of rude hahaha
I liked todays.
My cue to go to bed.
#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/25/06 at 7:49amI'm so glad they remove the dead sheep and canoeists when processing the water!!
I hung out with Cheyenne Jackson in his dressing room waayyyyyy before he tickled D2. "unleash the girly"
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
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#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/25/06 at 8:02am
"Q: What does the word "benign" mean?'
A: Benign is what you will be after you be eight "
Just love this one!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/25/06 at 8:08amlove them.
<--- the set of A Midsummer Night's Dream that I was assistant stage manager for during the 2007 season at the STNJ outdoor stage.
-Dre- You must remember all the same that at the crux of every game is knowing when it's time to leave the table... And it's important to be artful in your exit. No turning back, you must accept the con is done... It was a ball, it was a blast. And it's a shame it couldn't last. But every chapter has to end, you must agree.
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
There's a special kind of people known as show people. We live in a world full of dreams. Sometimes we're not too certain what's false and what's real. But we're seldom in doubt about what we feel.
~Curtains~
It is a far, far better thing I do, than I have ever done; it is a far, far better rest I go to, than I have ever known.
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
~Dirty Rotten Scoundrels~
~Curtains~
~A Tale of Two Cities ~
#6re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/25/06 at 9:22amthis is one of my favorites! Nice job Boobs!
~And let us try, before we die, to make some sense of life~
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#7re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/25/06 at 10:27amFunny! I love it!
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#8re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 8/25/06 at 1:35pmOut of the mouths of babes....
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
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