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FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#0FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/6/06 at 5:15am

WHEN I'M 100, IF I LEAN A LITTLE, LET ME!

The family wheeled Grandma out on the lawn, in her wheelchair, where the activities for her 100th birthday were taking place. Grandma couldn't speak very well, but she could write notes when she needed to communicate.

After a short time out on the lawn, Grandma started leaning off to the right, so some family members grabbed her, straightened her up, and stuffed pillows on her right.

A short time later, she started leaning off to her left, so again the family grabbed her and stuffed pillows on her left.

Soon she started leaning forward, so the family members again grabbed her, then tied a pillowcase around her waist to hold her up.

A grandson, who arrived late, came up to Grandma and said, "Hi, Grandma, you're looking good! How are they treating you?"

Grandma took out her little notepad and slowly wrote a note to the nephew .

"They won't let me fart."


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

DG
#1re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/6/06 at 5:18am

You have NO IDEA how much I needed this - what a way to end a night (or start a day - whatever!)

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BroadwayRandy0711
#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/6/06 at 6:46am

HAHA. This was cute. It reminded me of "The Drowsy Chaperone" and the photos of Robert(Percy) in the program, and the story about him in the play.

ashley0139
#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/6/06 at 8:18am

Haha! I love it!


"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

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iHeartMyGeek
#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/6/06 at 8:21am

Haha, that was predictable, but very cute!


"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 10/6/06 at 10:30am

I loves me some fart jokes!


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