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#1

FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

I will seek and find you .
I shall take you to bed and have my way with you
I will make you ache, shake & sweat until you moan & groan.
I will make you beg for mercy, beg for me to stop.
I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when
I'm finished with you.
And, when I am finished, you will be weak for days.

All my love,






Signed ,

The Flu

Now, quit thinking about sex and go get your flu shot!


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2

re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

I hate shots!
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
#4

re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

I've been getting them every year for the last 33. Got mine for this year about 2 weeks ago. BELIEVE ME - the tiny bit of discomfort you might feel is nothing compared to the long-term misery of the flu. GET YOUR SHOT - NOW!
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mamie4 5/14/03
#5

re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Didn't see it coming, BAD Boobsie (but we love you so much!)
I'll get a flu shot if they are available....I don't fit into the critical categories, so missed it the last few years...
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

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