FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/10/06 at 5:14am
Man goes into a Cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself:
Man: "May I buy you a Cocktail?"
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Maxine: "No, they open!"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
FranklinShepard-Inc.
Broadway Legend Joined: 8/25/04
#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/10/06 at 7:11amHehe, so cute.
"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."
#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/10/06 at 7:26amTook me a bit, but that was a goodie!! HAPPY FRIDAY ALL!!
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
#4re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/10/06 at 11:38am
Just after I get my computer screen cleaned off, I have to read this...
Good one!!!!
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#5re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 11/10/06 at 12:17pmHaha. Short and sweet, love it!
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
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