FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 11/10/06 at 5:14am

Man goes into a Cocktail lounge and approaches Maxine sitting by herself:

Man: "May I buy you a Cocktail?"
Maxine: "No thank you, alcohol is bad for my legs."
Man: "Sorry to hear that. Do they swell?"
Maxine: "No, they open!"

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 11/10/06 at 5:17am

re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 11/10/06 at 7:11am

Hehe, so cute.

"I can't figure out what kind of life this is, comedy or tragedy, I just know it's showbiz. And what if I don't agree with the lines I have to read? They don't pay me enough, the way I see it."

re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 11/10/06 at 7:26am

Took me a bit, but that was a goodie!! HAPPY FRIDAY ALL!!

"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen." Conan O'Brien

re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 11/10/06 at 11:38am

Just after I get my computer screen cleaned off, I have to read this...

Good one!!!!

"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"

re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

Posted: 11/10/06 at 12:17pm

Haha. Short and sweet, love it!

"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife

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