FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1

Posted: 11/24/06 at 5:18am

The "No Love" Boat


When the ark's door was closed, Noah called a meeting with all the animals and said in a demanding voice:
"Listen up kids! There will be NO sex on this trip. Not even the wetting of the tip of your penis. All of you males, take off your penises and hand them to Jim the Monkey. He will write you a receipt. After we see land, you can get your penis back."
After about a week, Mr. Rabbit ran over to his wife and very excitedly said, "Quick! Get on my shoulders and look out the window to see if there is any land out there!"
Mrs. Rabbit got onto his shoulders, looked out the window and said, "Sorry, no land yet."
"SH*T!" shouted Mr. Rabbit and out he went.
This went on every day until Mrs. Rabbit got fed up with him.
"What is the matter with you? You know it will rain for forty days and nights. Only after the water had drained will we be able to see land. But why are you acting so excited every day?"
"Look!" said Mr. Rabbit with an impatient look on his face as he held out a piece of paper. "I GOT THE DONKEY'S RECEIPT!"

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[Mamie]

re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#1

Posted: 11/24/06 at 7:00am

LOL - that explains a lot!

Did you have to go to work today? I'm sorry if so. I hope the day goes by fast and happy!

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[Broadwayboobs]

re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#2

Posted: 11/24/06 at 7:11am

Morning Mamie...yes I'm at work...1/2 day so hopefully I'll be out by 2 or so. Hope you have a GREAT Thanksgiving. I thanked God for all the laughs that I get around here.

"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

[ashley0139]

re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE#3

Posted: 11/24/06 at 2:00pm

Awesome chuckle as usual, boobs.

"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife