FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/3/07 at 5:14am

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked, "Please, may I hide under your habit? I'll explain later."

The nun agreed. A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,"Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

After the MP's ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her habit and said, "I can't thank you enough Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."

The nun said, "I understand completely."

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

The nun replied, "If you'd looked a little higher, you'd have seen a great pair of balls... I don't want to go to Iraq either."

[shira467]

Posted: 8/3/07 at 5:22am

HAHAHAHAH! Great way to start a morning!

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 8/3/07 at 6:27am

So, HD is hiding out as a nun...

[Magdalene]

Posted: 8/3/07 at 11:06am

Lovely!