FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 8/24/07 at 5:08am

I thought you would enjoy these AMAZINGLY SIMPLE HOME REMEDIES. I can't believe we've never thought of these before. Just think how much easier life would be. Have a wonderful day!

1. When choking on an ice cube, simply pour a cup of boiling water down your throat. Presto! The blockage will instantly remove itself.

2. Avoid cutting yourself slicing vegetables by getting someone else to hold while you chop.

3. Avoid arguments with the Mrs. about lifting the toilet seat by using the sink.

4. To treat high blood pressure: simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure in your veins. Remember to use a timer.

5. A mouse trap, placed on top of your alarm clock, will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.

6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough.

7. You only need two tools in life: WD-40 and Duct Tape. If it doesn't move and should, use the WD-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.

8. When confused, remember, everyone seems normal until you get to know them.

Daily Thought: Some people are like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when pushed down the stairs.

[Elphaba]

Posted: 8/24/07 at 6:39am

heh heh, love it!

[ALittleNorthofKansas]

Posted: 8/24/07 at 9:42am

Morning Boobs - hmmm who do I know that could be a slinky.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 8/24/07 at 1:03pm

I have that slinky saying on a t-shirt...

"6. If you have a bad cough, take a large dose of laxatives, then you will be afraid to cough."

That made me spit up some.

[doodlenyc]

Posted: 8/24/07 at 1:13pm

#6, cause it's true!!

I love the daily quote, too...thanks, Boobs!

[somuchtodo]

Posted: 8/25/07 at 12:42pm

Laughed out loud - and really needed to. Thanks.

[The Boy From Ohio]

Posted: 8/25/07 at 1:00pm

Broadwayboobs your chuckle's are great.