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Posted: 4/24/08 at 6:12pm
A Short Love Story
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....
He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned
down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
I have a better idea,' she replied . 'Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own ****in' blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....
He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned
down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
I have a better idea,' she replied . 'Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own ****in' blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
