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FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

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Broadwayboobs
#1FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/24/08 at 6:12pm

A Short Love Story
A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to
other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a
trans-continental train.
Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were
both very tired and fell asleep quickly.....
He in the upper bunk and she in the lower. At 1:00 AM, the man leaned
down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you,
but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second
blanket? I'm awfully cold.'
I have a better idea,' she replied . 'Just for tonight, let's pretend
that we're married.'
'Wow! That's a great idea!' he exclaimed.
'Good,' she replied. 'Get your own ****in' blanket.'
After a moment of silence, he farted.
The End


"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment. Ralph Waldo Emerson

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Kasie
#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/24/08 at 7:02pm

Ha! This is my favorite one yet.

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futurenala
#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/24/08 at 7:39pm

It turned out differently than I thought it would. Pretty funny.


"Robin De Jesus has issues"~ JANET DACAL "Yeah, and that's putting it lightly"~ ANDREA BURNS "If you watched CBS on June 15th , I was nominated for a Tony... And I was in Camp"~ ROBIN DE JESUS "...but I ^&#$@*% made you believe I was Italian!"~MATTHEW MORRISON http://legallybrownonbroadway.com/

tommyboy
#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 4/24/08 at 11:11pm

There is nothing funnier than a fart -- except a fart in church -- on a wood pew (P.U.)-- one cheek up, then ZZZIIIIPPPPP!!!

Oh and just when everyone says: "as we forgive our debtors" (Presbyterian version)


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