FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
#1FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/16/08 at 12:02am
I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in the week.
Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office to tell me
that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30 am. I had only just
packed everyone off to work and school, and it was already around 8:45
am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so I didn't have any
time to spare. As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort
over hygiene when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be
able to make the full effort.
So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my pajamas wet the washcloth that was
sitting next to the sink, and gave myself a quick wash in that area to
make sure I was at least presentable. I threw the washcloth in the
clothes basket, donned some clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my
appointment.
I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I was in
Paris or some other place a million miles away. I was a little surprised
when the doctor said, 'My, we have made an extra effort this morning,
haven't we?' I didn't respond.
After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went home.
The rest of the day was normal. Some shopping, cleaning, cooking.
After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out from
the bath room, 'Mommy , where's my washcloth?'
I told her to get another one from the cupboard. She replied, 'No, I need
the one that was here by the sink, it had all my glitter and sparkles
saved inside it.'
NEVER EVER GOING BACK TO THAT DOCTOR....... EVER
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/16/08 at 11:04am
Hahahahaha
Oh... Oh wow.
Nice.
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TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#2re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/16/08 at 11:06am
Ouch!
Too funny!
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#3re: FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE
Posted: 5/16/08 at 11:08amMy mocha is all over my computer screen! Good morning sweetie!
"NOT MY DAUGHTER, YOU BITCH!"
mauriposa
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/14/05
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