FRIDAY MORNING CHUCKLE

[Broadwayboobs]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 6:20am

An older, very dignified gentleman went to
his travel agent and tried to book a two-week cruise for himself and his
lady friend.

The travel agent said that all the ships
were booked up and reservations were very tight at that moment, but that
he would see what he could do.

A couple of days later, the travel
agent phoned and said he could get them onto a three-day cruise. The
gentleman was disappointed that it was such a short cruise, but booked it,
and then went to the drugstore to buy Dramamines and three
condoms.

The next day, the agent called back and reported that he
now could book a five-day cruise.

The gentleman said, “Great, I'll
take it!“ And he returned to the same pharmacy to buy two more Dramamines
and two more condoms.

The following day, the travel agent called
yet again, and said he was delighted that he could offer them bookings on
an eight-day cruise.

The gentleman was elated and, went back to the
drugstore. He asked for three more Dramamine and three more
condoms.

The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said,
"Look, I'm not trying to pry, but, if it makes you sick, why do you keep
doing it?"

[~FloweryFriend~]

Posted: 6/20/08 at 10:47am

Haha. Oh, I'm retelling that one.