Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
wexy
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/05
#1Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 1:28pm
Of the 3,117 threads that Mr. Sandwich has started, what was you fave?
I liked the one about the crazy customers. Reminded me of my nuttier clients.
'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'
peach
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/29/05
#2re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 1:33pm
The one where he was contemplating the haircut. That was great!
Cruel's threads are always pretty funny.
#2re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 1:40pmThe one about that movie he liked.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
#3re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 1:44pmi'm not familiar with his work.
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#4re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 1:53pmThe one that only he responded to.
"Carson has combined his passion for helping children with his love for one of Cincinnati's favorite past times - cornhole - to create a unique and exciting event perfect for a corporate outing, entertaining clients or family fun."
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
"In Oz, the verb is douchifizzation." PRS
Borstalboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/9/04
#5re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 2:18pmThe one where he talks about how amazing David Lynch is.
"Impossible is just a big word thrown around by small men who find it easier to live in the world they've been given than to explore the power they have to change it. Impossible is not a fact. It's an opinion. Impossible is not a declaration. It's a dare. Impossible is potential. Impossible is temporary. Impossible is nothing.”
~ Muhammad Ali
#6re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 2:18pmThe one where he complained about how a movie no one has ever heard of or ever will hear of hasn't been heard of or will ever be heard of by anyone but him.
Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.
#7re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 3:12pm
The one with the beginning of a song lyric as the title and the end of that lyric as the entire body of the text.
"Why, I make more money than... than... than Calvin Coolidge! PUT TOGETHER!"
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
~Lina Lamont
My name wasn't, isn't, and will never be Scott.
#8re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 3:18pmthis is like choosing which type of cancer is my favorite.
AnnaK<3LMIP
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/20/07
#9re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 5:47pm
Is 3,117 threads a joke? Because it very well could be true..
Cruel is cool. He should call himself Cool Sandwich.
I mean, Denzel Washington? Gun to my head..of course.
wexy
Broadway Legend Joined: 9/19/05
#10re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 6:53pmAnna, I think that was conservative
'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'
Lindsay Hameister
Understudy Joined: 7/24/06
#11re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 7:08pmi liked the one about crazy customers, i think actually that was my favorite thread to date.
you cant fix stupid
#12re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 7:17pmI would have liked the crazy customer thread if he had cared enough to come back to it and post the story that obviously inspired it.
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
#13re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 8:10pmoh the ones during his fat days......oh wait, NONE
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#14re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 8:24pmThe one where he seemed mentally stable...
#15re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 8:25pmthere was one?
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#16re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 8:28pm
Oh, wait...I don't think that was his thread...
Never mind...
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