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Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?

Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?

wexy
#1Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 1:28pm

Of the 3,117 threads that Mr. Sandwich has started, what was you fave?

I liked the one about the crazy customers. Reminded me of my nuttier clients.


'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'

peach
#2re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 1:33pm

The one where he was contemplating the haircut. That was great!

Cruel's threads are always pretty funny.

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Mister Matt
#2re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 1:40pm

The one about that movie he liked.


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RobbO
#3re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 1:44pm

i'm not familiar with his work.


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doodlenyc
#4re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 1:53pm

The one that only he responded to.


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Borstalboy
#5re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 2:18pm

The one where he talks about how amazing David Lynch is.


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jasonf
#6re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 2:18pm

The one where he complained about how a movie no one has ever heard of or ever will hear of hasn't been heard of or will ever be heard of by anyone but him.


Hi, Shirley Temple Pudding.

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scott68
#7re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 3:12pm

The one with the beginning of a song lyric as the title and the end of that lyric as the entire body of the text.


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Liverpool
#8re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 3:18pm

this is like choosing which type of cancer is my favorite.

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AnnaK<3LMIP
#9re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 5:47pm

Is 3,117 threads a joke? Because it very well could be true..

Cruel is cool. He should call himself Cool Sandwich.


I mean, Denzel Washington? Gun to my head..of course.

wexy
#10re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 6:53pm

Anna, I think that was conservative


'Take me out tonight where's there's music and there's people and they're young and alive.'

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Lindsay Hameister
#11re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 7:08pm

i liked the one about crazy customers, i think actually that was my favorite thread to date.


you cant fix stupid

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Rathnait62
#12re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 7:17pm

I would have liked the crazy customer thread if he had cared enough to come back to it and post the story that obviously inspired it.


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Elphaba
#13re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 8:10pm

oh the ones during his fat days......oh wait, NONE


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paradox_error
#14re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 8:24pm

The one where he seemed mentally stable...

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Elphaba
#15re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 8:25pm

there was one?


It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story... AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956

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paradox_error
#16re: Favorite Cruel Sandwich Thread?
Posted: 7/11/07 at 8:28pm

Oh, wait...I don't think that was his thread...

Never mind...


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