Fergie Caught Red-Handed

[Mister Matt]

Fergie Caught Red-Handed#1

Posted: 5/24/10 at 10:53am

Not the singer, but the Duchess of York. Caught on video selling access to the Royal Family. She really comes off looking like a scumbag in the video.
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[PalJoey]

Fergie Caught Red-Handed#2

Posted: 5/24/10 at 10:55am

I still stand behind Sarah Ferguson.

[Gothampc]

Fergie Caught Red-Handed#2

Posted: 5/24/10 at 11:19am

Her babies gotta eat somehow. They'll never be Queen, and they ain't smart like Bristol Palin, so Mama gotta do what Mama gotta do.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[shira467]

Fergie Caught Red-Handed#3

Posted: 5/24/10 at 11:31am

Her Weight Watchers gig wasn't enough?

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[Bluemoon]

Fergie Caught Red-Handed#4

Posted: 5/24/10 at 11:37am

Her Weight Watchers contract expired years ago.

It didn't help that she was smoking throughout the video. Everyone knows that only the bad guys smoke cigarettes in movies.

[Gothampc]

Fergie Caught Red-Handed#5

Posted: 5/24/10 at 11:42am

"Her Weight Watchers gig wasn't enough?"

She should have been smart and saved the ephemera. She was part of a Weight Watchers photo shoot where the tagline was something like "Losing weight is easier than running from the paparazzi." Not long after that, Princess Diana died and Weight Watchers quickly pulled the ads. One of those ads with Fergie's signature could make her an Ebay High Seller.

If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Fergie Caught Red-Handed#6

Posted: 5/24/10 at 1:48pm

She's gotta make money. Maybe if the Royal family hadn't cut her off...

And she's not promising anything more than 'access' to people. She never promises anything to anyone.

Hey, if Kate Gosling can't get a real job, what's a princess supposed to do?

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[JerseyGirl2]

Fergie Caught Red-Handed#7

Posted: 5/24/10 at 3:20pm

I am mortified that I assumed this thread was about the singer.

Pretty pretty please don't you ever ever feel like you're less than f**ckin' perfect!