Fictional characters for President!

#1

Fictional characters for President!

Posted: 10/25/04 at 1:59pm

Saw a poll in a magazine which asked it's readers which fictional character they would like to see become US president.
Results were:
1. Homer Simpson
2. Josiah Bartlet
3. Frasier Crane
4. Sergeant Bilko
5. Gil Grissom

My vote would go to Samantha Stephens. What about you?

#2

re: Fictional characters for President!

Posted: 10/25/04 at 1:59pm

Wonder Woman - duh.

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#3

re: Fictional characters for President!

Posted: 10/25/04 at 2:09pm

Frazier Crane would probably be my choice from the list.

Note it says "character" NOT "actor"

#4

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Posted: 10/25/04 at 2:09pm

A self-hating homophobe? Isn't that what's in office now?

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#5

re: Fictional characters for President!

Posted: 10/25/04 at 2:12pm

Jerri Blank

#6

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Posted: 10/25/04 at 2:12pm

Freddy Krueger.

Oh, wait. We already have a president who has killed countless numbers of people and can't be stopped.

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#7

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Posted: 10/25/04 at 2:13pm

Frazier's a homophobe? Hmmm. well I did stop watching a few seasons ago. So if you say so.

#8

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Posted: 10/25/04 at 2:15pm

Self-hating homophobe. By which I mean, he can't handle his own homosexuality.

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#9

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Posted: 10/25/04 at 2:15pm

I think the most common write-in candidate of all time has been Mickey Mouse.

#10

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Posted: 10/25/04 at 2:26pm

Jerri Blank for President!

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#11

re: Fictional characters for President!

Posted: 10/25/04 at 2:27pm

My mother writes in Jesse Jackson every election. He might as well be fictional in a presidential election.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#12

re: Fictional characters for President!

Posted: 10/25/04 at 2:33pm

"Jesse Jackson every election. He might as well be fictional in a presidential election"

hahahahahahahahaha!

The Democrats owe more to Jessie Jackson than they'd like to admit.

#13

re: Fictional characters for President!

Posted: 10/25/04 at 2:34pm

I always tell her she might as well not bother going. But she thinks it makes some big statement.

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#14

re: Fictional characters for President!

Posted: 10/25/04 at 2:37pm

Jeb Bartlet!

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#15

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Posted: 10/25/04 at 2:37pm

i so support mickey

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#16

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Posted: 10/25/04 at 2:37pm

yea it makes a statement. The statement is "please send my balot to the bottom of the pile where it, along with all my other votes MIGHT be counted six months later."

#17

re: Fictional characters for President!

Posted: 10/25/04 at 3:30pm

Wait...George W. Bush isn't a fictional character? OMG, he's REAL!?

<- deluding myself for the past 4 years in order to cope

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#18

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Posted: 10/25/04 at 3:33pm

I'm with mom--I think Bartlet would be AMAZING!!!

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#19

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Posted: 10/25/04 at 4:43pm

Elphaba
Edna Turnblad

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#20

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Posted: 10/25/04 at 5:11pm

Jesse Jackson Junior is my congressman. I once thought he could be the first black president. Now I'm pretty sure it will be Barack Obama.

#21

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Posted: 10/25/04 at 6:34pm

I'm for Albus Dumbledore, so what if he's not American? :)

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#22

re: Fictional characters for President!

Posted: 10/25/04 at 6:37pm

Personally I think any of those choices would make a better president that the hateful idiot we have now.

#23

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Posted: 10/26/04 at 4:17pm

I'm with moony's Albus Dumbledore would make a great president!

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#24

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Posted: 10/26/04 at 4:26pm

Julia Sugarbaker
Dorothy Zbornack

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#25

re: Fictional characters for President!

Posted: 10/26/04 at 4:32pm

Dilbert - he just puts everything in the proper perspective

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