Finals Humor
Finals Humor
Finals Humor#0
Posted: 5/3/05 at 8:24pm
EDITED to include new joke below original one.
For all you fellow college students who are taking finals, here's a bit of love from me to you, in the form of a smile.
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A young coed was struggling in her History course during her freshman year at college. She had done poorly on her tests and now was dreading the final exam. During exam week, she put on her tightest shirt and her shortest skirt and went to her professor's office hours. Knocking lightly on the door, she strode into his office and seeing that there was no one else there, she closed the door behind her and dropped to her knees beside her professor.
"Professor," she said, "I would do ANYTHING to get an A on this test and get a good grade in this class." She leaned forward, allowing him a view down her shirt. "Anything at all."
The professor leaned closer to her and asked in a low voice, "Would you truly do anything?"
She batted her eyes and smiled seductively, "Anything."
He leaned even closer, so that his lips were inches from hers. "Would you..." he said in barely audible voice,
"...study?"
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At Duke University, there were four sophomores taking Organic Chemistry. They were doing so well on all the quizzes, midterms and labs, etc., that each had an "A" so far for the semester.
These four friends were so confident that the weekend before finals, they decided to go up to the University of Virginia and party with some friends there. They had a great time, but after all the hearty partying, they slept all day Sunday and didn't make it back to Duke until early Monday morning.
Rather than taking the final then, they decided to find their professor after the final and explain to him why they missed it. They explained that they had gone to UVA for the weekend with the plan to come back in time to study, but, unfortunately, they had a flat tire on the way back, didn't have a spare, and couldn't get help for a long time. As a result, they missed the final.
The professor thought it over and then agreed they could make up the final the following day. The guys were elated and relieved. They studied that night and went in the next day at the time the professor had told them. He placed them in separate rooms and handed each of them a test booklet, and told them to begin.
They looked at the first problem, worth five points. It was something simple about free radical formation. "Cool," they thought at the same time, each one in his separate room, "this is going to be easy." Each finished the problem and then turned the page.
On the second page was written: (For 95 points): Which tire?
re: Finals Humor#2
Posted: 5/3/05 at 9:07pmSexual favors anyday over THAT! j/k Good one Costume!
re: Finals Humor#3
Posted: 5/3/05 at 9:10pm
hmm... cause you know, the bags under my eyes make me so sexy... and the sexual favors... of course. everyone wants them from someone who can't stay awake cause they've been up for nights. 
thanks for the laugh! 1 pageish to go on this paper and then i'm done for the day! i might actually sleep tonight. i forget what sleep is.
Joined: 12/31/69
re: Finals Humor#4
Posted: 5/3/05 at 10:09pmhehe thats awesome..... but wait, since when do college theatre majors (mainly SMs) have time to study???
re: Finals Humor#6
Posted: 5/3/05 at 10:19pm
F*ck
I
Never
Actually
Learned
Sh*t.
re: Finals Humor#7
Posted: 5/4/05 at 12:17am
Kimmy, that's great. 
Joined: 12/31/69
re: Finals Humor#9
Posted: 5/4/05 at 2:54pmBump-ba-da-bump...
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