Flirtation Thread/It's all about ME

Here you go guys. This is the thread where you can come in and flirt, have private conversations that the rest of don't care about, solicite compliments from others...whatever makes you feel good about yourself.

The private flirting has taken over almost every other topic on this borad. I wondered why these things were not being discussed in private messages or emails then, I suddenly realized, you need everyone to see how many compliments you get and how many people think you're hot.

So, here's what my be a great solution. It can all happen here. Everyone else can read it while other topics on the board remain open for anyone to join in without feeling they are invading a private flirtation.

Post about yourself here
Tell us all how sexy you are
Say the things that you know will get other people to compliment you
Use this thread tell us how hot you think another member is
Tell them how hot you think they are
Flirt back and forth with each other as much as you like

I started it for you so, you all take over from here

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LOL...so I've been told before.

Actually not riled up just bored to tears with the Junior High level of flirtation. These boys are so dull. It's the same comments over and over. I wouldn't mind if there was anything inetresting about it.

Here's a tip guys, if you are going to flirt online, visit the "Paplovesmambo Is Hot" thread and learn how to do it right. Notice that the flirtation between Papa and Viciouscircle never looses it's energy. It builds over time from something subtle to very witty inuendo and double entendre. There is an art to doing this and those two do it beautifully.


"You're such a whore"
"Yeah, I am and you love it"
"Yeah, you know I do"
"You loved that pic I posted too"
"Yeah, that was hot, are you naturally smooth or do you shave"

Do you guys ever get dates with lines like that?

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"That outfit looks great on you..."
"It would look even better crumpled up on your floor in the morning"

"Do you know what would look good on you? Me."

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"Do you know what would look good on you? Me."

I actually had someone say that to me once. I honestly thought that nobody other than a sitcom charcater would say something like that.

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No, I rarely flirt with anyone on this board and when i do,it's obviously just joking around and almost always aimed at the women. I don't have any desire to have strangers tell me publicly that they think I'm attractive and, since I have a boyfriend that I love very much, I have no need to flirt with anyone here.

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you b****, orion. you swore to me that i was the only man for you. and now after i leave my wife and 17 children to revel in the warmth of your loving embrace, only now do you admit that you have a boyfriend? i am beyond angry, beyond hurt and beyond help. how can you do this in front of everyone like this? a f****** thread??? this is what i get after my minutes of devotion! i just want to say that i cannot believe that you would start this thread just to torture me. you malevolent s***. a pox upon your house. may a thousand locusts carry off your botox.









this is a satire. please note that any and all characterizations statements and insinuations are merely the product of boredom and a touch of sadism. for the record, orion is sweet as tupelo honey and i have never met him, nor do i have any children.

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Updated On: 6/3/04 at 10:14 AM

thank you, redhot! that's one for me!!!

at this time i would like to invoke mr. matt's patented exit, but am currently in negotiations with equity over the rights to it. this post is pending, thank you for your time.

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Was I right? Is it actually a merry-go-round animal? Because, seriously, those guys need the ego boosts. Constantly.

STICK IT IN!!!
--Margaret Cho

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Orion, you're wonderful, so smart, so gifted, so astute...and a cutie too.

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why would it get deleted? All the other threads are taken over by flirtations and they haven't been deleted. Anyway, even if someone gets a little off color and it does get deleted, it was here long enough for me to make the point I was trying to make.

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I HATE Flirting!