This will change the plot of movies from now on:
The man put 50 cents into the machine and purchased a package of Sen-Sen. Another 50 cents bought him a splash of Brut. Digging the third 50 cent coin out of his pocket, he dropped it into the machine for a french tickler. Since he was in such a wild mood, he decided to swipe his card and buy a bar of gold.
She walked up to him, all legs and blond hair. As she drew close, she whispered, "Is that a gold bar in your pocket or are you happy to see me?"
If anyone ever tells you that you put too much Parmesan cheese on your pasta, stop talking to them. You don't need that kind of negativity in your life.