I'm getting a scary new cellphone. They're having a "buy one, get one free" sale and three people in my family want one, so I'm getting the other free one, just so they don't feel like they're wasting the opportunity. It's ridiculously high-tech and has a full keyboard, a camera, an mp3 player, internet, streaming videos, navigation and I'm pretty sure it can also make grilled cheese.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never
knowing how