I LOVE YOU Undi !!!! Will you be my maid of honor?
Undi - WHERE did you find that??
Hell, I'LL marry a gay millionaire...
Are all of your clients old and ugly?
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LOL - that was my favorite FAQ...
Addy..I will be honored if you walked me down the aisle.
Maybe I should get my cinnamon gown cleaned...I might need it again.
I was hoping you'd wear you red flannel pajamas.
A bunch of rich snobby queens counting their pennies each night? Thanks, but no thanks. Give me cheap chinese take out and a dvd rental with someone who makes me laugh.
Do you think Bobby, KMF, and bwaysinger would be bridesmaids?
Matt - welcome to my world! (the guy who makes me laugh part. Love him!!)
Edit again - We do the chinese food and DVD rental, too - except too often the chinese food and DVD rentals are on different coasts...but we do laugh. Seriously - we have 'date night' where we do the same thing - order the same food and watch the same movie and talk on the phone all night. Corny, I know. But - you gotta do what you can!
Boobs - it's your wedding. You want me in red flannel, you got it! Can I wear my Boa?
If the boys want, they can come over and select their bridesmaid dresses from my collection. I have something for everyone...
Oh come on Matt...I'll make you laugh on the side. At least you'll live in a Masion and have everything you want.
I used to want a mansion but now I really just want an apartment!
Addy....definite with your Boa. Matt_G needs to do a reading for me...which he has to write.
You know I can't write!
Right..you write the most witty things I've ever read.
I want to dance with Timmy.
My wits for BwayTits.
Can you imagine at the wedding he's doing a reading and Craig and Rob get up and carry him off in the middle of his reading?
Matt - when I get married I want you to write the toast.
Matt says the sweetest things to me.
I'd be honored. But you've got to let me do it as Jerri Blank.
No one gets deleted at my wedding, especially Matt_G...he can say whatever he wants. As long as it's sexual.
Hey Matt - if you want to move to LA instead of NYC this might be an option for you. And I'm sure John wouldn't mind if you lived in his house...he's NEVER there. It's nice. Overlooks the ocean.
Am I going to feel like an idiot for not knowing who Jerri Blank is?
Matt you can do it as whoever you like.
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