For those of you who are still insterested...

#1

For those of you who are still insterested...

Posted: 3/1/05 at 12:38am

This is THE funniest blow by blow of the Oscars last night. Although some of the jokes are slighly tasteless, many made me laugh out loud.

http://movies.yahoo.com/mv/feature/osc02_blow.html

#2

re: For those of you who are still insterested...

Posted: 3/1/05 at 12:51am

Orlando Bloom, the next time you're tapped as a presenter, why not practice with the Teleprompter beforehand? Or is the problem that the words aren't written in Elvish?

*evil laugh*

#3

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 12:52am

Andrew Lloyd Webber and Stephen King -- have you ever seen them together? Coincidence? I think not.

*eviler laugh*

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#4

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 1:00am

I just laughed like a mofo that this. Tasteless, shmasteless.

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#5

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 1:10am

I thought the thing about Clint Eastwood's mother being the Crypt Keeper was hilarious. I'm probably just jelious cause I won't look that good when I'm her age.


And Natalie's dress looking like it was from Star Wars. Thats what I said when I first saw it. (Love Nat btw, she should have won)

#6

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 9:19am

"Orlando: lose the vest. It's not 1976, and you're not a lounge singer."

Ha! Hilarious! I remember those days when I used to really love him. These days are better.

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 9:21am

"Hilary Swank, wearing a backless dress that was probably a great idea but not so strong on the execution, delivers what is probably only the first in a string of "Clint Eastwood is the awesomest awesome who ever awesomed" testimonials.."

I'm dying already!

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#8

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 9:27am

"Did Jamie Foxx cut Annette Bening's hair while he was practicing being blind for "Ray"?"

THANK YOU.

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Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson

#9

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 9:29am

God that was fabulous! Thank you for posting the link.

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#10

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 9:58am

That was very funny. I have to applaud the use of my second favorite new word "ganked".

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 10:12am

I needed that laugh today! Thank you for posting that link!

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#12

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 10:20am

Oh, that was wonderful! Although I hope you know you're responsible for my waking up EVERYONE on my floor I was laughing so hard.

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#13

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 11:12am

"Overheard in my living room as Scarlett Johanssen appears on the balcony: 'Push her!'"

Genius!!

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#14

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 11:23am

my favorite so far:

7:08 PM PT

Prince is in the house. Even more awesomely, Prince looks bored.

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#15

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 12:26pm

8:00 PM PT

8:00 Oh, Prince. Finally, someone on the stage who can walk in heels.

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 12:36pm

"Um. We don't want to be unkind. But Mickey Rooney's head kind of looks like sausage filling."

Mean -- but funny because its true.

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#17

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 12:51pm

You're welcome everyone :) Glad you liked it.


"Do you think they made Catalina Sandino Moreno sit beside Scarlett Johansson because CSM can't speak English well and won't notice how annoying ScarJo is?"

Haha.

"So...Leonardo DiCaprio's voice...already changed, then? This is his big boy voice? Oh, my."

Love Leo. Wanted him to win, but this is too funny!

#18

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 1:23pm

Jamie: you are not Ray Charles.


THANK YOU

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 1:38pm

" They shouldn't put Salma Hayek and Penelope Cruz together on the stage at the same time. It just reminds us all that we don't really need them both."

Awesome.

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#20

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 1:59pm

"Damn, Beyonce, leave some eye shadow for the rest of us."

Haha

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#21

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:41pm

I wish all blow by blows were like this

#22

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:45pm

Is this written by the writers for TwoP? It screams TwoP in the best possible way.

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"It's not always about you!!!" (But if you think I'm referring to you anyway, then I probably am.)

"Good luck returning my ass!" - Wilhemina Slater

"This is my breakfast, lunch and f***ing dinner right here. I'm not even f***in' joking." - Colin Farrell

#23

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 6:46pm

Counting Crows are still together? With a lead singer who looks like the unholy spawn of Vanilla Ice and that half-dead ficus in your boss's office? And is dating Mary-Louise Parker? It's a mad mad mad mad mad world, people.


my personal fav

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#24

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Posted: 3/1/05 at 10:07pm

Thanks for posting the link - That's hilarious.

My favorite line's already been mentioned:
"Damn, Beyonce, leave some eye shadow for the rest of us."

Followed by the later comment about her eye shadow really being "Colorforms" - LOL, do they even make Colorforms any more?

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