Friday Chuckle
Friday Chuckle
#0Friday Chuckle
Posted: 2/4/05 at 8:50am
Just in case Boobs can't get here:
A fellow bought a new Mercedes and was out on the interstate for a nice evening drive. The top was down, the breeze was blowing through what was left of his hair and he decided to open her up. As the needle jumped up to 80 mph, he suddenly saw flashing red and blue lights behind him. "There's no way they can catch a Mercedes," he thought to himself and opened her up further. The needle hit 90, 100.... Then the reality of the situation hit him. "What am I doing?" he thought and pulled over. The cop came up to him, took his license without a word and examined it and the car. "It's been a long day, this is the end of my shift and it's Friday the 13th. I don't feel like more paperwork, so if you can give me an excuse for your driving that I haven't heard before, you can go."
The guy thinks for a second and says, "Last week my wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!"
"Have a nice weekend," said the officer.
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#1re: Friday Chuckle
Posted: 2/4/05 at 9:33am
Thanks SOMMS. This was great...
And Bboobs owes you one for watching his back! LOL!
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#2re: Friday Chuckle
Posted: 2/4/05 at 9:33am
SOMMS, Boobs says thanks! 
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#3re: Friday Chuckle
Posted: 2/4/05 at 9:38am
I've been giving boobs some of his best material anyway. LOL
I feel so Eve Harrington today.
#4re: Friday Chuckle
Posted: 2/4/05 at 10:39amSOMMS gets an extra cookie today!
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