Friday Morning Chuckle (For Boobs)
Friday Morning Chuckle (For Boobs)
#0Friday Morning Chuckle (For Boobs)
Posted: 7/1/05 at 1:27am
JOB RESULTS:
A minister dies and is waiting in line at the Pearly Gates. Ahead of him is a guy who is dressed in sunglasses, a loud shirt, leather jacket and jeans.
St. Peter addresses this guy, "Who are you, so that I may know whether or not to admit you to the Kingdom of Heaven?"
The guy replies, "I'm Joe Cohen, taxi-driver, of Noo Yawk City."
St. Peter consults his list. He smiles and says to Joe, "Take this silken robe and golden staff and enter the Kingdom."
Joe goes into Heaven with his robe and staff.
Next it's the minister's turn. He stands erect and booms out, "I am Joseph Snow, pastor of St. Mary's for the last 43 years."
St. Peter consults his list. He says to the minister, "Take this cotton robe and wooden staff and enter the Kingdom."
"Just a minute," says the minister. "That man was a taxi-driver and he gets a silken robe and golden staff. How can this be?"
"Up here, we work by results, " says St. Peter.
"While you preached, people slept; while he drove, people prayed."
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
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gettinhep
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#2re: Friday Morning Chuckle (For Boobs)
Posted: 7/1/05 at 1:32am
Thank you, bdwaygirl. (Boobs by proxy)
Took me back to an interesting cab ride down Fifth Avenue.
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Joined: 12/31/69
#4re: Friday Morning Chuckle (For Boobs)
Posted: 7/1/05 at 1:48am
Not where I'm at.
Hep, reminds me of a cab ride from NY to NJ. I remembered prayers I didn't know I even knew!!
Our fingerprints don't fade from the lives we touch.
Puppies are babies in fur coats.
Tinfoil...The Terrorizing Terminator
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Joined: 12/31/69
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