Friday Morning Chuckle
Friday Morning Chuckle
#0Friday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 3/11/05 at 7:48am
At her father's wake, a woman told her priest that ever since she was a child she and her father had discussed life after death. They had agreed that whoever went first would contact the other. They had discussed this again just two weeks before his death.
He died in her home and, a few days after the wake, the smoke alarm in her garage went off. She had lived there 28 years and it had never gone off before.
She couldn't turn it off, so she called the security company that installed it. The next morning the smoke alarm sounded again... and the reason finally dawned on her. She said aloud, "Ok Dad, I missed the signal yesterday, but I get it now! Thanks for letting me know that you are safe on the other side. Now turn the thing off so I don't have to call the security company again." And it turned off.
She immediately called her priest to tell him the good news. His response was, "Dear lady, if every time your father sends you a message, he sets off the smoke alarm, just where do you think he's calling from?"
"To be yourself in a world that is constantly trying to make you something else is the greatest accomplishment.
Ralph Waldo Emerson
#1re: Friday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 3/11/05 at 7:50amLovely! thank you!
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#2re: Friday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 3/11/05 at 7:55amHAHA What a way to start the day.
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ashley0139
Broadway Legend Joined: 1/3/05
#3re: Friday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 3/11/05 at 8:09amHehe. I got on the computer special this morning so that I could read your Friday Morning Chuckle. Glad to see you didn't let me down! Thanks.
"This table, he is over one hundred years old. If I could, I would take an old gramophone needle and run it along the surface of the wood. To hear the music of the voices. All that was said." - Doug Wright, I Am My Own Wife
TheaterGeek91
Broadway Star Joined: 5/22/04
#4re: Friday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 3/11/05 at 8:23amI was wondering where that was going... Great ending!
#5re: Friday Morning Chuckle
Posted: 3/11/05 at 8:25amGood one BB.
"All I ask of you is one thing: please don't be cynical. I hate cynicism -- it's my least favorite quality and it doesn't lead anywhere. Nobody in life gets exactly what they thought they were going to get. But if you work really hard and you're kind, amazing things will happen."
Conan O'Brien
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