Funniest Pop Songs
Funniest Pop Songs
#0Funniest Pop Songs
Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:05pm
Gay porn star Jeff Stryker recorded a song called "Pop You in the Pooper"
Zsa Zsa Gabor's "Love Is Hard (But Feels So Good)" has one of my favourite lyrics:
Are your panties in a bunch?/Put some vodka in the punch./Then we'll both be out to lunch!"
Ann_Margrock
Stand-by Joined: 9/8/04
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Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:07pmWhat radio station are you exactly listening to these days?
nmartin
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/3/05
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Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:10pmGetting popped in the pooper from Stryker will result in a trip to the hospital or inclusion in Ripley's Believe or Not.
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Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:13pmI need to see the lyrics on that one.
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Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:16pm
You can hear it and tons more great stuff here:
http://www.aprilwinchell.com/multimedia/
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Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:18pmyes... i searched but cannot find the lyrics to Popped/Pooper... anyone have them!?
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Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:18pm
Song Title: "POP YOU IN THE POOPER"
Music & Lyrics by Jimmy-Joe / Copyright 2003
VERSE:
Hey Buddy--- you say you're straight, well that's great
But you oughtta try something new--
'Cause you've got a spot in a place that's HOT
And it likes to be tickled too!
I've got a WADD to drop on your loading dock--
"Deliveries in the Rear"
So, Buddy let's play, while the wife's away--
Let me get you another beer!!
CHORUS:
Lemme' pop you in the pooper, Buddy
Until I hear you SQUEAL
If it hurts at first, that'll pass and then
You'll see how GOOD it feels.
We'll do it "doggie style", so get on your PAWS
And turn around and kneel---
YEAHH!! POP YOU IN THE POOPER, BUDDY---
Let's see how GOOD it feels!
VERSE:
If you're ready now, I'm gonna start to PLOW
And FERTILIZE YOUR FIELD--
Boy your "farm" is rich--- take it ALL you BITCH
Let's see what "crop" it yields.
For a guy who's "straight"--- MAN, your butt feels great
And don't worry, I'll never tell....
When we MEAT next time, maybe you'll try MINE,
But for now, let's hear YOU yell!! Yaaaaa----HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
CHORUS:
Lemme' pop you in the pooper, Buddy
Until I hear you SQUEAL
If it hurts at first, that'll pass and then
You'll see it's no big deal!
Let's do it "doggie style", so GET ON YOUR PAWS
And turn around and KNEEL--
YEAHH!! POP YOU IN THE POOPER, BUDDY---
Don't you see how GOOD that feels??!!
TAG:
I POPPED YOU IN THE POOPER, BABY.... now you KNOW how GREAT that feels!!!
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Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:19pmI love William Shatner's version of "Mr. Tambourine Man". So bad it's brilliant.
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Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:20pmOh.My.God. Aigoo- i have been scarred... AAAAH!
Ann_Margrock
Stand-by Joined: 9/8/04
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Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:21pm
That one is destined to become a classic.
I would love to hear William Shatner recite that one...ha ha ha
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Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:22pm
I am laughing so hard. This site is amazing.
They also have ABBA songs in HINDI!
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Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:22pmMany have handled Jeff Stryker without the need of medical assistance.
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Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:49pmThat disco Don't Cry For Me Argetina performed by Mike Flowers is bizarre. I had no idea this existed.
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Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:52pm
I haven't heard Shatner's "Mr. Tambourine Man," but if it's anything like his "Rocket Man"...Pure. Genius.
I'm personally quite fond of Barenaked Ladies "Be My Yoko Ono," complete w/ Yoko-esque mad-turkey-lovin' call! Classic!
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Posted: 6/30/05 at 5:09pm
Aigoo, yeah that was definitely scarring. Hilarious, but fully in the overshare category.
I personally like "'Cause I'm A Blonde", because that was totally my theme song for years.
Wanting life but never knowing how
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Posted: 6/30/05 at 5:13pm
Listen to this, from the above site...
It's amazingly awful!
Queen of the Night aria gone wrong...
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Posted: 6/30/05 at 5:19pm*runs in fear of the Macy Gray voice*
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Posted: 6/30/05 at 5:27pm
I'm 20 now, but I knew who Jeff Stryker was when I was 14 because of Queer As Folk. There's a difference between knowing who someone is and actually being acquainted with their work.
Macy Gray sounds like she should be in "the truth" ads as a warning for kids not to smoke, not a recording artist.
Wanting life but never knowing how
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Posted: 6/30/05 at 5:29pm
Someone didn't read the words beofre arranging this one!
Send in the Clowns
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Posted: 6/30/05 at 5:34pm
Since we love a bad rendition of a beloved B'way classic, I feel obligated to post a link to Wing's website. Many of us know and love her, but for those who don't, listen ASAP!
http://www.wingtunes.com/public/samples.aspx
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Posted: 6/30/05 at 5:37pmLMAO re: YMCA in Cantonese
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