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Funniest Pop Songs

Gay porn star Jeff Stryker recorded a song called "Pop You in the Pooper"

Zsa Zsa Gabor's "Love Is Hard (But Feels So Good)" has one of my favourite lyrics:

Are your panties in a bunch?/Put some vodka in the punch./Then we'll both be out to lunch!"
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What radio station are you exactly listening to these days?
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Getting popped in the pooper from Stryker will result in a trip to the hospital or inclusion in Ripley's Believe or Not.
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I need to see the lyrics on that one.
"He is your friend, your partner, your defender, your dog. You are his life, his love, his leader. He will be yours, faithful and true, to the last beat of his heart. You owe it to him to be worthy of such devotion." -- Author Unknown
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yes... i searched but cannot find the lyrics to Popped/Pooper... anyone have them!?
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
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Song Title: "POP YOU IN THE POOPER"
Music & Lyrics by Jimmy-Joe / Copyright 2003

VERSE:
Hey Buddy--- you say you're straight, well that's great
But you oughtta try something new--
'Cause you've got a spot in a place that's HOT
And it likes to be tickled too!
I've got a WADD to drop on your loading dock--
"Deliveries in the Rear"
So, Buddy let's play, while the wife's away--
Let me get you another beer!!


CHORUS:
Lemme' pop you in the pooper, Buddy
Until I hear you SQUEAL
If it hurts at first, that'll pass and then
You'll see how GOOD it feels.
We'll do it "doggie style", so get on your PAWS
And turn around and kneel---
YEAHH!! POP YOU IN THE POOPER, BUDDY---
Let's see how GOOD it feels!


VERSE:
If you're ready now, I'm gonna start to PLOW
And FERTILIZE YOUR FIELD--
Boy your "farm" is rich--- take it ALL you BITCH
Let's see what "crop" it yields.
For a guy who's "straight"--- MAN, your butt feels great
And don't worry, I'll never tell....
When we MEAT next time, maybe you'll try MINE,
But for now, let's hear YOU yell!! Yaaaaa----HOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!

CHORUS:
Lemme' pop you in the pooper, Buddy
Until I hear you SQUEAL
If it hurts at first, that'll pass and then
You'll see it's no big deal!
Let's do it "doggie style", so GET ON YOUR PAWS
And turn around and KNEEL--
YEAHH!! POP YOU IN THE POOPER, BUDDY---
Don't you see how GOOD that feels??!!

TAG:
I POPPED YOU IN THE POOPER, BABY.... now you KNOW how GREAT that feels!!!
This is my signature.
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I love William Shatner's version of "Mr. Tambourine Man". So bad it's brilliant.
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Oh.My.God. Aigoo- i have been scarred... AAAAH!
"Picture "The View," with the wisecracking, sympathetic sweethearts of that ABC television show replaced by a panel of embittered, suffering or enraged Arab women" -the Times review of Black Eyed
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That one is destined to become a classic.
I would love to hear William Shatner recite that one...ha ha ha
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I am laughing so hard. This site is amazing.

They also have ABBA songs in HINDI!
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Many have handled Jeff Stryker without the need of medical assistance.
The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.
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That disco Don't Cry For Me Argetina performed by Mike Flowers is bizarre. I had no idea this existed.
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
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I haven't heard Shatner's "Mr. Tambourine Man," but if it's anything like his "Rocket Man"...Pure. Genius.

I'm personally quite fond of Barenaked Ladies "Be My Yoko Ono," complete w/ Yoko-esque mad-turkey-lovin' call! Classic!

But when did New Hampshire become--Such a backward wasteland of seatbelt hating crazies?...I mean, only 40 people actually live there. The others are just visitors who come for the tax-free liquor and three inches of novelty coastline. John Hodgeman on The Daily Show (1-30-07)

Updated On: 6/30/05 at 03:52 PM

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Aigoo, yeah that was definitely scarring. Hilarious, but fully in the overshare category.

I personally like "'Cause I'm A Blonde", because that was totally my theme song for years.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
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beaverhausen -

dean phoenix...yummm...
XING
PED
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*runs in fear of the Macy Gray voice*
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I'm 20 now, but I knew who Jeff Stryker was when I was 14 because of Queer As Folk. There's a difference between knowing who someone is and actually being acquainted with their work.

Macy Gray sounds like she should be in "the truth" ads as a warning for kids not to smoke, not a recording artist.
Like a firework unexploded
Wanting life but never knowing how
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LMAO re: YMCA in Cantonese
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