Nah, floweryfriend... I wasn't referring to you directly, but you do fit the bill.

There are so many 'degrees of innocence' here.
Personally it remninds me of the beginning of a softcore adult picture...
Scene 1:
A pool boy clad only in jeans is skimming near the waterfall.
[cut to the owner of the house peering out from behind the sheers]
Scene 2:
The pool boy is asked to pose for some pictures. The owner of the house is a well known photographer...
Scene 3:
*flash, click*
*flash, click*
*thump, squeak*
*squeak, thump*
[fade to black]
Hamlet's father.