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#1

Funny doctor visit!

My doctor told me, and a second one too!, that living here in that rathole TX town is BAD for MY health!!!!!! He said I should consider moving soon! LOL

See? Told ya I'm not nutso!
#2

re: Funny doctor visit!

Baby, you still might be nuts (for further information, see Mr. Roxy) but you should probably move.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#3

re: Funny doctor visit!

A rathole TX town that's bad for your health....I'm guessing it's Beaumont
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#4

re: Funny doctor visit!

LOL. Not quite..

Killeen, Texas. About half way between Austin and Waco. Home to Ft Hood (4th Infantry Division -- who captured saddam -- and the 1st Cavalry -- which is currently deployed), the Killeen HS Kangaroos -- 1991 Division 5A High School Football champs, farm bois, faux gangsters, and other assorted ailments. We are also known for the Luby's lunchtime massacre of the early 90s, being home to Elvis when he was stationed at Ft Hood, and being about an hour from George W Bush's ranch.


My return trip home from NYC was also a sign from above that this place is BAD and NYC is GOOD!
#5

re: Funny doctor visit!

But, are you prepared to leave your boyfriend in Texas?
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#6

re: Funny doctor visit!

Ah.. I have no boyfriend. I am hopelessly, hopelessly single. re: Funny doctor visit! I am SOOO done with the dating life here... or should I say dating "life".
#7

re: Funny doctor visit!

I think that Zola's sneaky way of checking just in case you do move to NYC.
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#9

re: Funny doctor visit!

I have a very hot podiatrist that I saw today. Gorgeous.
Hamlet's father.
#10

re: Funny doctor visit!

Zola is not sneaky. FYI. If I wanna know, I just ask.
Stop worrying about what I'm doing -- focus instead on what you're eating.
#11

re: Funny doctor visit!

Ha ha ha ha. Don't worry.. once I get up north.. I might already have my eye on one or two.. or ten.. or one.. guy(s)! LOL



Kidding!
#12

re: Funny doctor visit!

Well you do have two eyes.
You can definitely keep your eyes on at least 2 boys.
Hamlet's father.
#13

re: Funny doctor visit!

two eyes.. two hands.. that's four.. plus one.. oops......

hmmm..... Fleming.. Hill.. Arden.. Kushnier (NOT Germy-Jeremy).. Martin.. Smith (as in T.M.).. Reuter (if you have recently seen Chicago you know what I mean!)

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