Further Adventures of Jeff Gannon, White House P*ss Whore
Further Adventures of Jeff Gannon, White House P*ss Whore
#0Further Adventures of Jeff Gannon, White House P*ss Whore
Posted: 5/3/05 at 10:20am
From today's Daily News.
JRB--are you the "radical gay activist" who is coming on to Jeff Gannon?
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Alleged gay escort Jeff Gannon (né James Dale Guckert) has been taken a lot of heat passing himself off as a White House reporter. But there has been an upside.
Gannon says that some of his harshest critics - "radical gay activists" - have actually come on to him.
His detractors shed their convictions "like a sweater on a hot day," Gannon says in the new issue of Vanity Fair.
The born-again Gannon refused to talk about his sexuality with reporters David Margolick and Richard Gooding but says, "Did I know sin before I knew salvation? You bet! But my life was heading in the right direction. What's interesting about this is now I'm being punished for things I left behind."
Gannon also hints at doing secret work for which he needed White House security clearance, although he refuses to elaborate: "My history isn't exactly linear."
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#1re: Further Adventures of Jeff Gannon, White House P*ss Whore
Posted: 5/3/05 at 10:26am
What the hell does "my history isn't exactly linear" mean? Line that up with knowing sin before salvation...
Guess he got saved in 2010 and, having a non-linear life, is living his "past" sins now...doing his "secret" work.
Dear god...how is this not front page news daily?
MasterLcZ
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/12/03
#2re: Further Adventures of Jeff Gannon, White House P*ss Whore
Posted: 5/3/05 at 10:33amSounds like he's been hired by Mr. Paulk.
"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"
#3re: Further Adventures of Jeff Gannon, White House P*ss Whore
Posted: 5/3/05 at 11:07am
How do you get to be known as an "alleged" gay escort without any real public consequences.
I think from now on, I would like to be known as "Alleged Gay Escort PalJoey."
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#4re: Further Adventures of Jeff Gannon, White House P*ss Whore
Posted: 5/3/05 at 11:57am
Pal I just might be that "Radical Gay Activist" who "came on" to Jeff Gannon: I saw him on the street and I told him that I wanted to be his "Scat Top."
I think he misunderstood that as a compliment.
MasterLcZ
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/12/03
#5re: Further Adventures of Jeff Gannon, White House P*ss Whore
Posted: 5/3/05 at 12:03pm
Did you give him your Ella Fitzgerald impression, Joe? 
"Christ, Bette Davis?!?!"
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#6re: Further Adventures of Jeff Gannon, White House P*ss Whore
Posted: 5/3/05 at 12:16pmMy reputation precedes me. LCZ! My scatting can shatter glass!
#7re: Further Adventures of Jeff Gannon, White House P*ss Whore
Posted: 5/3/05 at 12:20pm
Can we please confine this discussion to Mr. Gannon's professed predilection: peeing on closeted Republicans.
Joe--you can start your own thread to discuss scat singing, and I will join in on the relative merits of Ella's "Lady Be Good," "Smooth Sailing" and "How High the Moon."
#8re: Further Adventures of Jeff Gannon, White House P*ss Whore
Posted: 5/3/05 at 1:58pmoh, we were talking about SINGING!
TxTwoStep
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/24/03
#9re: Further Adventures of Jeff Gannon, White House P*ss Whore
Posted: 5/3/05 at 2:01pmi'm sure Gannon sings real well if someone pumps along on the organ.
Will: They don't give out awards for helping people be gay... unless you count the Tonys.
"I guarantee that we'll have tough
times. I guarantee that at some point
one or both of us will want to get out.
But I also guarantee that if I don't
ask you to be mine, I'll regret it for
the rest of my life..."
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/31/69
#10re: Further Adventures of Jeff Gannon, White House P*ss Whore
Posted: 5/3/05 at 4:17pm
Wait, Ella Fitzgerald sings?
What the hell are you guys talking about?
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