Gabe Kapler
Gabe Kapler
Zola Q. LaPlaya
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#0Gabe Kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 3:32pm
How much do you love him?
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#1re: Gabe Kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 3:44pmZOINKS!
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
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#2re: Gabe Kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 3:44pm
You mean Welcome Back, Kotter?
He was reincarnated at Daivd Schwimmer.
#3re: Gabe Kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 3:45pm
Since when is Mr. Kotter worthy of a shrine?
Damn you, Rodney, for being a faster typist.
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Updated On: 9/27/04 at 03:45 PM
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#5re: Gabe Kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 4:02pm
oh my heck.
I don't usually like em that muscular, but he sho is perty!
Zola Q. LaPlaya
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#6re: Gabe Kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 4:02pmNever too muscular for me.
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#8re: Gabe Kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 4:06pmSteroids never looked better on a man.
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#9re: Gabe Kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 4:06pm
I got it from that girl on Survivor--I try to save it for appropriate moments! 
Well, it isn't like I turn my nose up at a muscular guy. There are always exceptions to one's rules (and Lord knows I have few rules!)
I wouldn't kick him out of bed unless he wanted to fcuk on the floor.
#10re: Gabe Kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 4:07pmHow can one human consume that many steroids?
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The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
The opposite of creation isn't war, it's stagnation.
Zola Q. LaPlaya
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#11re: Gabe Kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 4:11pm
I know you're going to say I'm naive, but I don't think he takes steroids. As a baseball player, he's tested all the time, so I'm not sure he'd get away with it. Plus, he's so well known for working out like a madman; I'm not sure he needs it.
Hey, Namo, where you been?
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#12re: Gabe Kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 4:13pm
Alright, all you Yankee Fans. This is the hunky right fielder for the Boston Red Sox. He'll make the playoffs lots of fun to watch! Go Sox.
lc
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#13re: Gabe Kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 4:15pmHe needs to play completely buck nekkid.
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#14re: Gabe Kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 4:16pmIf I disappear through out the day--you'll know what web site I am looking at and why...
#15re: Gabe Kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 4:19pmHelp! I've fallen and I can't get up!
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#17re: gabe kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 4:22pm
re: steroids
as far as the testing: bonds, sheffield, giambi and balco.
but hey, who knows.
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Zola Q. LaPlaya
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#18re: gabe kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 4:25pm
I totally forgot about BALCO.
Aren't these guys tested?
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Plum
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#19re: gabe kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 4:34pmYes, they're tested. However, there are probably some kinds of designer steroids that are undetectable by any means we currently have. I think of it as a war of biochemists.
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#20re: gabe kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 4:41pmI have to admit I took creatine like a fiend a few years ago and Hydrocuts before they banned ephedrine, so I guess I'm guilty too.
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#21re: gabe kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 4:48pmthere's one random test during the season followed by another 7-10 days later. but like you say, plum, the chemists are winning as there's no test yet for the human growth hormone for one.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
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#22re: gabe kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 4:50pmIs that what BALCO was supplying, HGH?
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#23re: gabe kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 4:54pm
balco was supplying "the clear" and "the cream" and thg which may or may not be one or both of those, but i just like the names.
and they were supplying hgh too. it was like a freakin' mall in there.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Updated On: 9/27/04 at 04:54 PM
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
Plum
Broadway Legend Joined: 3/4/04
#24re: gabe kapler
Posted: 9/27/04 at 4:57pm
Papa- the chemists are both winning and losing, since it's chemists who come up with the tests as well as creating new kinds of performance enhancing drugs.
Seriously, I hate what this is doing to baseball. I adore the sport, and people think it's just about these juiced-up idiots. My favorite player is 6' 3", 180 pounds, and couldn't identify a strike zone if it hit him in the face. :)
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