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lildogs
#1Gay recruitment
Posted: 3/14/08 at 3:34pm

I was just checking out some of the comments made about Sally "Butch" Kern and someone asked "How many times have you been approached by a gay trying to recruit you?" and "How many times have you been approached by a Christian trying to recruit you?"

Got me to thinking that maybe the gays should go on missions like the Mormons do--find a remote un-gay place and bring our message of hope and The Golden Girls to those who need it most.

I mean, Jehovah's Witness, Jews for Jesus, why not Gays Across America?

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papalovesmambo
#2gay recruitment
Posted: 3/14/08 at 3:39pm

aside from the potential for death or severe brutality?


r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

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Pip
#2gay recruitment
Posted: 3/14/08 at 3:44pm

A significant percentage of the population apparently believes that we already do...

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lildogs
#3gay recruitment
Posted: 3/14/08 at 3:50pm

EXACTLY--so if we're being accused of it anyway, why not go for it?

We can prey on late-night frat parties (wow what a challenge) and bathrooms at the Republican National Convention; for the ladies, organic co-ops and Home Depot.

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Pip
#4gay recruitment
Posted: 3/14/08 at 3:54pm

There are a lot of guys out there that I'm glad AREN'T gay.

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TheatreDiva90016
#5gay recruitment
Posted: 3/14/08 at 3:56pm

I've been trying to recruit guys all week here in Mexico...



No one seems to want to pet my Chiauaua.


"TheatreDiva90016 - another good reason to frequent these boards less."<<>> “I hesitate to give this line of discussion the validation it so desperately craves by perpetuating it, but the light from logic is getting further and further away with your every successive post.” <<>> -whatever2

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lildogs
#6gay recruitment
Posted: 3/14/08 at 3:56pm

It never seems to work out that way for me...

#7gay recruitment
Posted: 3/14/08 at 4:01pm

I remember back in the go-go 80's if you converted 3 straight men you got a Toaster! I spiked the punch at a Mormon Frat party and gave all my relatives toasters for Christmas.

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lildogs
#8gay recruitment
Posted: 3/14/08 at 4:03pm

I have two notches on my garter belt...

Yawper
#9gay recruitment
Posted: 3/14/08 at 4:06pm

need a uniform

#10gay recruitment
Posted: 3/14/08 at 4:53pm

No.

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Liverpool
#11gay recruitment
Posted: 3/14/08 at 4:55pm

shut your sock hole, you filthy puppet.

#12gay recruitment
Posted: 3/14/08 at 4:58pm

Stop that, jerk! I will report u!

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lildogs
#13gay recruitment
Posted: 3/14/08 at 5:00pm

Liver, it's not worth the energy required for the key stroke--save your strokes for something worthwhile or at least old enough to purchase cigarettes.

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papalovesmambo
#14gay recruitment
Posted: 3/14/08 at 5:11pm

oooo, report him. that'll so teach that nasty mcfilthy liverpool!


r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

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lildogs
#15gay recruitment
Posted: 3/14/08 at 5:21pm

papa, you can do better than that--just imagine a Noam Chomsky-quotin', flag-burnin', seitan eatin', wiccan commie...now GO!

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papalovesmambo
#16gay recruitment
Posted: 3/14/08 at 5:22pm

imagine? all i have to do is sign in.


r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

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lildogs
#17gay recruitment
Posted: 3/14/08 at 5:26pm

LOL! (I really am!)

I take that as a compliment...although when do I not take it?


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