Gay recruitment

#1

Gay recruitment

Posted: 3/14/08 at 3:34pm

I was just checking out some of the comments made about Sally "Butch" Kern and someone asked "How many times have you been approached by a gay trying to recruit you?" and "How many times have you been approached by a Christian trying to recruit you?"

Got me to thinking that maybe the gays should go on missions like the Mormons do--find a remote un-gay place and bring our message of hope and The Golden Girls to those who need it most.

I mean, Jehovah's Witness, Jews for Jesus, why not Gays Across America?

#2

gay recruitment

Posted: 3/14/08 at 3:39pm

aside from the potential for death or severe brutality?

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#3

gay recruitment

Posted: 3/14/08 at 3:44pm

A significant percentage of the population apparently believes that we already do...

#4

gay recruitment

Posted: 3/14/08 at 3:50pm

EXACTLY--so if we're being accused of it anyway, why not go for it?

We can prey on late-night frat parties (wow what a challenge) and bathrooms at the Republican National Convention; for the ladies, organic co-ops and Home Depot.

#5

gay recruitment

Posted: 3/14/08 at 3:54pm

There are a lot of guys out there that I'm glad AREN'T gay.

#6

gay recruitment

Posted: 3/14/08 at 3:56pm

I've been trying to recruit guys all week here in Mexico...



No one seems to want to pet my Chiauaua.

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#7

gay recruitment

Posted: 3/14/08 at 3:56pm

It never seems to work out that way for me...

#8

gay recruitment

Posted: 3/14/08 at 4:01pm

I remember back in the go-go 80's if you converted 3 straight men you got a Toaster! I spiked the punch at a Mormon Frat party and gave all my relatives toasters for Christmas.

#9

gay recruitment

Posted: 3/14/08 at 4:03pm

I have two notches on my garter belt...

#10

gay recruitment

Posted: 3/14/08 at 4:06pm

need a uniform

#11

gay recruitment

Posted: 3/14/08 at 4:53pm

No.

#12

gay recruitment

Posted: 3/14/08 at 4:55pm

shut your sock hole, you filthy puppet.

#13

gay recruitment

Posted: 3/14/08 at 4:58pm

Stop that, jerk! I will report u!

#14

gay recruitment

Posted: 3/14/08 at 5:00pm

Liver, it's not worth the energy required for the key stroke--save your strokes for something worthwhile or at least old enough to purchase cigarettes.

#15

gay recruitment

Posted: 3/14/08 at 5:11pm

oooo, report him. that'll so teach that nasty mcfilthy liverpool!

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#16

gay recruitment

Posted: 3/14/08 at 5:21pm

papa, you can do better than that--just imagine a Noam Chomsky-quotin', flag-burnin', seitan eatin', wiccan commie...now GO!

#17

gay recruitment

Posted: 3/14/08 at 5:22pm

imagine? all i have to do is sign in.

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r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.

...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty

pray to st. jude

i'm a sonic reducer

he was the gimmicky sort

fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective

#18

gay recruitment

Posted: 3/14/08 at 5:26pm

LOL! (I really am!)

I take that as a compliment...although when do I not take it?