Gentlemen, a survey about "dressing".

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Gentlemen, a survey about "dressing".

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:54am

Gentlemen, this thread intends to begin some very important research in the joint fields of biology and tailoring. Please respond to the following survey, so that we may work towards a future of better developed pants and undies. With your help, we may be able to avoid unsightly bulges, and uncomfortable restraint in your nether regions.

1. Which direction do you "dress"?
2. Are you right or left handed?
3. Have you tried to force your "dressing" to the other direction?
4. If yes, what was the result?
5. On a hot day, does one berry hang lower than the other?
6. If yes, which one?

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Hamlet's father.

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:58am

1. Left.
2. Right.
3. Yes.
4. Discomfort, eventual realignment.
5. Yes.
6. Left.

Hamlet's father.

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/29/04 at 12:00pm

1. Left
2. Right
3. Yes
4. The lost sheep eventually find their own way home
5. Yes
6. Left

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/29/04 at 12:10pm

1. Right
2. Right
3. Why would I do a thing like that?
4. I haven't tried it
5. My cojones are pretty well adjusted
6. Only my inseamer knows that secret

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/29/04 at 12:10pm

1. depends on the pants, but the men in my family are inclined to the Left

2. right

3. almost daily

4. weird looks on the subway

5. only when it's humid

6. the bigger one

"The last train out of any station will not be full of nice guys." - Dr. Hunter S. Thompson

"I wash my face, then drink beer, then I weep. Say a prayer and induce insincere self-abuse, till I'm fast asleep"- In Trousers

Updated On: 12/29/04 at 12:10 PM

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/29/04 at 12:15pm

1. Left
2. Right
3. Occasionally
4. it finds it's way back to the left eventually
5. YEs
6. right

I got rid of my teeth at a young age because... I'm straight. Teeth are for gay people. That's why fairies come and get them

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/29/04 at 12:21pm

1. Left
2. Left
3. Yes
4. It makes it way right back where it wants to be.
5. I can't say I've ever checked or noticed this.
6. N/A

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/29/04 at 12:35pm

1-4: What Marquise said.

5-6: It's not a secret. Many, many men know the answer.

Speaking of which, I would like to offer my services as an independent auditor for the submitted results.

*fishing for business card*

Here: PALJOEY & CO., CPAf (Certified Privates Accounted for)

I can do this in the privacy of your own homes, or via webcam.

Updated On: 12/29/04 at 12:35 PM

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/29/04 at 12:41pm

Well, so far I'm not noticing any of the trends that we'd anticipated. It's time to increase the sample size.

Hamlet's father.

#10

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/29/04 at 2:21pm

Sample size is critical to the proper examination of the data.

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#11

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/29/04 at 2:31pm

1. Right in the middle. Alas.
2. Right.
3. The only directions I have are up or down. And it decides that on its own, without any help from me
4. N/A (see above)
5. Oh yes. But they're more like Extra Large Eggs than berries.
6. The Stage Left one.

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#12

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/29/04 at 2:32pm

1. left
2. right
3. occassionaly to even out the fading on the the 501's
4. a natural movement back to the left
5. yes
6. the middle one

#13

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/29/04 at 2:34pm

"3. occassionaly to even out the fading on the the 501's"

Woof! What color is the hankie in that back pocket? And which back pocket is it in?

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#14

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/29/04 at 2:36pm

Why Namo, now you notice me?

#15

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/29/04 at 3:01pm

Namo's a size queen. Who knew?

Nothing precious, plain to see, don't make a fuss over me. Not loud, not soft, but somewhere inbetween. Say sorry, just let it be the word you mean.

#16

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/29/04 at 3:16pm

...and also into some unexplained "hanky code" practices.

#17

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/29/04 at 5:13pm

1: Ranch
2: Thousand Island
3: Italian
4: Honey Mustard
5: Russian

#18

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/29/04 at 5:14pm

Bravo, Jon. Bravo.

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#19

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/29/04 at 6:20pm

i love that people are answering this.

AKA Idina Pashmina

Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.

#20

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/30/04 at 3:17am

To quote a Peter Sellers movie:
TAILOR: "On which side do you dress, sir?"
SELLERS: "Away from the window, if possible..."

#21

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/30/04 at 9:53am

Peter Sellers, size queens, and Salad Dressing have made this a very amusing thread.

Hamlet's father.

#22

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/30/04 at 10:12am

Amusing, indeed. But I believe the research needs additional input.

"Two drifters off to see the world. There's such a lot of world to see. . ."

#23

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/30/04 at 10:19am

i don't understand the question. right or left? what about up?

RIP glebby <3

#24

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/30/04 at 10:59am

Addy seems particularly interested in the results of this survey... :)

Dressing "up" is inconvenient when nature calls...

#25

re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.

Posted: 12/30/04 at 11:01am

Depends on the nature of the nature calling...!

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