Gentlemen, a survey about "dressing".
Gentlemen, a survey about "dressing".
#0Gentlemen, a survey about "dressing".
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:54am
Gentlemen, this thread intends to begin some very important research in the joint fields of biology and tailoring. Please respond to the following survey, so that we may work towards a future of better developed pants and undies. With your help, we may be able to avoid unsightly bulges, and uncomfortable restraint in your nether regions.
1. Which direction do you "dress"?
2. Are you right or left handed?
3. Have you tried to force your "dressing" to the other direction?
4. If yes, what was the result?
5. On a hot day, does one berry hang lower than the other?
6. If yes, which one?
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#1re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/29/04 at 11:58am
1. Left.
2. Right.
3. Yes.
4. Discomfort, eventual realignment.
5. Yes.
6. Left.
#2re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/29/04 at 12:00pm
1. Left
2. Right
3. Yes
4. The lost sheep eventually find their own way home
5. Yes
6. Left
Marquise
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/1/04
#3re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/29/04 at 12:10pm
1. Right
2. Right
3. Why would I do a thing like that?
4. I haven't tried it
5. My cojones are pretty well adjusted
6. Only my inseamer knows that secret
Broadway Matt
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/17/03
#4re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/29/04 at 12:10pm
1. depends on the pants, but the men in my family are inclined to the Left
2. right
3. almost daily
4. weird looks on the subway
5. only when it's humid
6. the bigger one
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#5re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/29/04 at 12:15pm
1. Left
2. Right
3. Occasionally
4. it finds it's way back to the left eventually
5. YEs
6. right
#6re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/29/04 at 12:21pm
1. Left
2. Left
3. Yes
4. It makes it way right back where it wants to be.
5. I can't say I've ever checked or noticed this.
6. N/A
#7re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/29/04 at 12:35pm
1-4: What Marquise said.
5-6: It's not a secret. Many, many men know the answer.
Speaking of which, I would like to offer my services as an independent auditor for the submitted results.
*fishing for business card*
Here: PALJOEY & CO., CPAf (Certified Privates Accounted for)
I can do this in the privacy of your own homes, or via webcam.
#8re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/29/04 at 12:41pmWell, so far I'm not noticing any of the trends that we'd anticipated. It's time to increase the sample size.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#9re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/29/04 at 2:21pm
Sample size is critical to the proper examination of the data.
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#10re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/29/04 at 2:31pm
1. Right in the middle. Alas.
2. Right.
3. The only directions I have are up or down. And it decides that on its own, without any help from me
4. N/A (see above)
5. Oh yes. But they're more like Extra Large Eggs than berries.
6. The Stage Left one.
#11re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/29/04 at 2:32pm
1. left
2. right
3. occassionaly to even out the fading on the the 501's
4. a natural movement back to the left
5. yes
6. the middle one
FindingNamo
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
#12re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/29/04 at 2:34pm
"3. occassionaly to even out the fading on the the 501's"
Woof! What color is the hankie in that back pocket? And which back pocket is it in?
#13re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/29/04 at 2:36pmWhy Namo, now you notice me?
popcultureboy
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/23/03
#14re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/29/04 at 3:01pmNamo's a size queen. Who knew?
#15re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/29/04 at 3:16pm...and also into some unexplained "hanky code" practices.
Jon
Broadway Legend Joined: 2/20/04
#16re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/29/04 at 5:13pm
1: Ranch
2: Thousand Island
3: Italian
4: Honey Mustard
5: Russian
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#17re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/29/04 at 5:14pmBravo, Jon. Bravo.
broadway_star_tomorrow
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/3/04
#18re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/29/04 at 6:20pmi love that people are answering this.
Type_A_Tiff: There's nothing hard about her. Broadway_star_tomorrow: Yeah. Her arteries.
wildcat
Broadway Legend Joined: 12/4/04
#19re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/30/04 at 3:17am
To quote a Peter Sellers movie:
TAILOR: "On which side do you dress, sir?"
SELLERS: "Away from the window, if possible..."
#20re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/30/04 at 9:53amPeter Sellers, size queens, and Salad Dressing have made this a very amusing thread.
NYadgal
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/18/04
#21re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/30/04 at 10:12amAmusing, indeed. But I believe the research needs additional input.
#22re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/30/04 at 10:19ami don't understand the question. right or left? what about up?
kissmycookie
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/21/04
#23re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/30/04 at 10:59am
Addy seems particularly interested in the results of this survey... :)
Dressing "up" is inconvenient when nature calls...
#24re: Gentlemen, a survey about 'dressing'.
Posted: 12/30/04 at 11:01am
Depends on the nature of the nature calling...!
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