George Carlin - We Like War

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George Carlin - We Like War

Posted: 6/23/08 at 11:21pm

Love him or hate him, he told it how it is! God, I LOVE this. SO TRUE!

(Not work friendly.Some language)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaS2bRGS86c

'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

re: George Carlin - We Like War

Posted: 6/23/08 at 11:29pm

Yeah, so um:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrXvDXVhqfU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Djohakx_FE

Everything he said in those videos? PRECISELY my views. Like. Words cannot even DESCRIBE how wholeheartedly I agree with every single word he said there.

He was SO SPOT ON it was ridiculous!!

RIP <3

(I agree with the "We Like War" one too!)

EDIT: ohhhh, I HAVE to post this one

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h67k9eEw9AY

Once again, so effing ridiculously hilarious because it's SO VERY TRUE!!
"Poor people used to live in slums! Now the econonmically disadvantaged occupy substandard housing in the inner cities!"

I don't need a life that's normal. That's way too far away. But something next to normal would be okay. Something next to normal is what I'd like to try. Close enough to normal to get by.

Updated On: 6/23/08 at 11:29 PM

re: George Carlin - We Like War

Posted: 6/23/08 at 11:32pm

He lives on.

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Posted: 6/24/08 at 8:08am

i was always partial to this
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Posted: 6/24/08 at 8:46am

I agree. He ripped into both sides, but there was always some kind of logic behind his rants. He was so quick and had a very sharp mind. I actually think the older he got the sharper his wit became and man, that wit was razor sharp!

'There are three sides to every story. My side, your side, and the truth. And no one is lying. Memories shared serve each one differently' -Robert Evans-

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Posted: 6/24/08 at 5:20pm

I loved his quote on abortion.

"if it's us its an abortion if its a chicken its an omelet."

I agree with this statement. If your going to get on someones case for having an abortion ask them if they ever at an omelet. Then tell them that they enjoyed a cooked chicken fetus.

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Posted: 6/24/08 at 6:57pm

If one equates a chicken embryo with a human embryo, there is nothing more to say.

Move it along

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Posted: 8/7/08 at 8:58pm

For some reason, I'm on a huge Carlin kick right now. Love his stuff.

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Posted: 8/8/08 at 2:12am

The scary thing is when I first saw this, I thought for sure he was talking about the current Iraq war. I didn't realize at first that this was back in 1991-92. But it is all still relevant.

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