George W. Bush and Comic Desperation
George W. Bush and Comic Desperation
George W. Bush and Comic Desperation#0
Posted: 7/7/05 at 6:19pm
Has anyone else noticed that, for a large amount of people, when they're trying to make a joke and get lost for a punchline, they always end up making it a joke about Bush or some other facet of politics in an effort to feel smarter than they actually are? (No one with an IQ above 2 would think that just dropping a name is funny)
You know what I'm talking about. Like when you would say something and someone would yell out "That's like something George Bush would say!" because he's the only person they recognize from the White House.
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
re: George W. Bush and Comic Desperation#1
Posted: 7/7/05 at 6:20pm
Maybe because his entire presidency is based on comic desperation.
re: George W. Bush and Comic Desperation#2
Posted: 7/7/05 at 6:23pmI thought it said "cosmic desperation"...
Joined: 12/31/69
re: George W. Bush and Comic Desperation#3
Posted: 7/7/05 at 6:41pm
I hate how Buch can talk about the most serious subject, then kinda smirk, and make a noise with his mouth.
It's annoying.
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/3/05
re: George W. Bush and Comic Desperation#4
Posted: 7/7/05 at 6:49pmI saw W on a grassy knoll in Dallas one time.
re: George W. Bush and Comic Desperation#5
Posted: 7/7/05 at 6:52pm
this is just like a thread George Bush would start!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I'm soooo smart!
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
re: George W. Bush and Comic Desperation#6
Posted: 7/7/05 at 6:56pmjrb, that sounds like something Bush would say!
re: George W. Bush and Comic Desperation#7
Posted: 7/7/05 at 6:57pm
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
re: George W. Bush and Comic Desperation#8
Posted: 7/7/05 at 7:04pm
Take George Bush...
PLEASE!
(Hahahaha...oh THAT Henny Youngman...)
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/7/05
re: George W. Bush and Comic Desperation#9
Posted: 7/7/05 at 7:07pmThat was so bad, Joey, it sounded like something Bush would say.
re: George W. Bush and Comic Desperation#10
Posted: 7/7/05 at 7:08pm
Why did George Bush cross the road?
Cuz he was stuck to Karl Rove!
Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Joined: 12/31/69
re: George W. Bush and Comic Desperation#11
Posted: 7/7/05 at 7:09pmMartin, are you sure that wasn't Kennedy?
re: George W. Bush and Comic Desperation#13
Posted: 7/7/05 at 7:36pm
Come and listen to my story 'bout a boy named Bush.
His IQ was zero and his head was up his tush.
He drank like a fish while he drove his car about.
But that didn't matter 'cuz his daddy bailed him out.
DUI, that is.
Criminal record.
Cover-up.
Ssssh...
Well, the first thing you know little Georgie goes to Yale.
He can't spell his name but they never let him fail.
He spends all his time hangin' out with student folk.
And that's when he learns how to snort a line of coke.
Blow, that is.
White gold.
Nose candy.
The next thing you know there's a war in Vietnam.
Kin folks say, "Georgie, stay at home with Mom!"
Let the common people get maimed and scarred.
We'll buy you a spot in the Texas Air Guard.
Cushy, that is.
Country clubs.
Nose candy.
Twenty years later George gets a little bored.
He trades in the booze, says that Jesus is his Lord.
He said, "Now the White House is the place I wanna be."
So he called his daddy's friends and they called the GOP.
Gun owners, that is.
Falwell.
Jesse Helms.
Come November 7, the election ran late.
Kin folks said "Jeb, give the boy your state!"
"Don't let those colored folks get into the polls."
So they put up barricades so they couldn't punch their holes.
Chads, that is.
Duval County.
Miami-Dade.
Before the votes were counted five Supremes stepped in.
Told all the voters "Hey, we want George to win."
"Stop counting votes!" was their solemn invocation.
And that's how George finally got his coronation.
Rigged, that is.
Illegitimate.
No moral authority.
Y'all vote for Jeb now.
Ya hear?
re: George W. Bush and Comic Desperation#15
Posted: 7/7/05 at 8:20pm
honey--if you build it, they will come!! 
Broadway Legend Joined: 6/3/05
re: George W. Bush and Comic Desperation#16
Posted: 7/7/05 at 8:23pmObvious, that was W on that knoll in Dallas. He was the second gunman. Don't ask me how I know, but I know.
re: George W. Bush and Comic Desperation#17
Posted: 1/17/08 at 4:33pmBumping this thread is something that George W. Bush would do.
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