German police baffeled by bush poo-flags

[WindyCityActor]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 2:19pm

What a Great Protest Idea!

http://portland.indymedia.org/en/2005/03/313977.shtml


German police baffeled by bush poo-flags


Police in Germany are hunting pranksters who have been sticking
miniature flag portraits of US President George W. Bush into piles of
dog poo in public parks. Josef Oettl, parks administrator for Bayreuth,
said: "This has been going on for about a year now, and there must be
2,000 to 3,000 piles of excrement that have been claimed during that
time."

The series of incidents was originally thought to be some sort of
protest against the US-led invasion ofIraq. And then when it continued
it was thought to be a protest against President George W. Bush's
campaign for re-election. But it is still going on and the police say
they are completely baffled as to who is to blame. "We have sent out
extra patrols to try to catch whoever is doing this in the act," said
police spokesman Reiner Kuechler. "But frankly, we don't know what we
would do if we caught them red handed." Legal experts say there is no
law against using feces as a flag stand and the federal legal experts
say there is no law against using feces as a flag stand and the federal
constitution is vague on the issue.

[jrb_actor]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 2:38pm

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

[Carl Magnum]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 2:40pm

This thread just made my day :)

[QueenMuppet]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 2:44pm

YAY for Germany.

QM

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 2:48pm

Why are germans so obsessed with sheisse?
Did I even spell it correctly? Should I be obsessed with my spelling?

[QueenMuppet]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 2:50pm

Yes, bwaysinger... your spelling sure is scheisse.

QM

[Thenardier]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 2:51pm

scheiße...if you wanna be correct about it...

[QueenMuppet]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 2:53pm

Not anymore.... have you not heard of the new spelling reform policy in Germany?

QM

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 2:55pm

Damn, why are the doggie poo laws in Chicago so strict?

[Thenardier]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 2:58pm

Right,

Scheisse

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 3:00pm

What is this spelling reform? Going English, QM?
I have to say, everytime I type QM, I think Queen Mother...

[paradox_error]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 4:40pm

This is the second best thing to happen to me today.

[South Fl Marc]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 5:08pm

"Why are germans so obsessed with sheisse?"


No more than Americans - after all we elected a pile of it to be president.

[MasterLcZ]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 7:50pm

Screw those silly Christo "Gates"!

This is what "Conceptual art" is all about!

[EponineThenardier]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 8:05pm

I always knew Bush and Poo went well together.


Awww look QueenMuppet has my husband in her icon. :)

[EponineThenardier]

Posted: 3/25/05 at 8:05pm

Crap, double post Updated On: 3/25/05 at 08:05 PM