Golden Globes and Oscars... Will they even happen? — Page 2

Besty, who's gonna opperate Jack Nicholson? That's one ass I'd rather not put my hand in.

If it's raining, they can't show the clips.

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Overcast = Only the Best Actress clips

A downturn in the housing market = Only Foreign Language clips, but they can also show Hollywood films, if they're dubbed into French or German

If the groundhog sees his shadow = six more clips from Hairspray

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What the heck, let 'em improvise. Maybe they're funny on their own.

I'm sure they'll be funny franklin, but I doubt it will be intentional.

Anyway, aren't most actors not crossing the line to attend?

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Well, isn't that fair enough, if they're funny in their helplessness? I'm sure that'd work.

but the ratings would SOAR! Who wouldn't tune in to see an unscripted show? It would have the same appeal as watching one of Fox's "world's greatest crahes" shows.

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LOL!

"Look Jim, it's sandy bullock. A lot has been made in this town about how two faced she is. But looking at her now I'd say she's on number three at the least!"

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I Just recently discovered that the animation writers are NOT eligible for membership in the WGA so they could go to the SouthPark team or the "story editors" of "Drawn Together" or even (gasp, dare I dream) ROBOT CHICKEN! and just do the show as animation with all celebrity voices imitated -poorly! Hey @ least it'd be a "different" take on the whole self agrandizing shemozzle. (P.S. as SAG is busy planning its own work place action U can bet they'll honour picket lines)