Google Translations for your enjoyment
Google Translations for your enjoyment
Google Translations for your enjoyment#0
Posted: 3/22/04 at 9:45pm
these lines were translated from english to german to french to english. it gives new meaning to "lost in translation"!
enjoy!
"I want to have hot steamy sex with you all night."
or:
I would like to have steamy a long time the hot sex with you all the night.
"Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow, and everywhere that Mary went, the lamb was sure to go."
or"
Mary had a small lamb whose fleece as snow was white, and everywhere which went that to of Mary outward journey the lamb was sure.
"Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, a peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper Picked. If Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers, where's the peck of pickled peppers Peter Piper picked?"
or:
Peter Piper chose Peck in the vinegar inserted pepper, Peck in the vinegar Peter pepper inserted selected Piper. If Peter Piper chose Peck in the vinegar inserted pepper, where Peck chosen in the vinegar pepper Peter Piper inserted?
"The sun'll come out tomorrow, bet your bottom dollar that tomorrow, there'll be sun. Just thinkin' about tomorrow clears away the cobwebs and the sorrow till there's none! When I’m stuck with a day that's gray and lonely I just stick up my chin and grin and say, oh, tomorrow, tomorrow, I love ya, tomorrow, you're only a day away"
or:
That sun' ll to come tomorrow, bet outside your lower dollar which ensures far tomorrow, there' ll right thinkin the sun ' on free sectors the networks of spider and which is, until there is none! if I am adhered with one day, that of straight lines stick I gray and alone my chin and Grinsen and legends, of Oh- is tomorrow likes to me ya tomorrow is distant tomorrow for you only one day!
"And nobody in all of Oz, no wizard that there is or was is ever going to bring me down!" (i had to say "going to" the translator won't recognize "gonna")
or:
And nobody in the whole ounce, no Wizard that it there has or was, will lower indeed me!
"It's a privilege to pee. Water's worth its weight in gold these days, no more bathrooms like in olden days, you come here and pay a fee, for the privilege to pee."
or:
It is a privilege pee. Waesserten worthy its weight in gold of these days, not of more than bathrooms, as inside the days which come olden you and from the taxes you pay thus, the privilege pee.
"Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn!"
or:
Sincerely, I do not give my expensive to swore!
"Do you know the muffin man?"
or:
do you know Muffinmann?
"i'll give you a nickle if you tickle my pickle"
or:
I give you a nickle, if it my vinegar tickle cucumber
G.dubya quote (and you thought it was strange the first time!):
"I knew it might put him in an awkward position that we had a discussion before finality has finally happened in this presidential race."
or:
I knew that it could use it in an awkward position which we had a discussion, before finality in this race of president did not finally arrive.
"One small step for man, and one giant leap for mankind"
or:
A small stage for man and an enormous jump for humanity
re: Google Translations for your enjoyment#1
Posted: 3/23/04 at 1:37pm
Those are great! I tried it myself from English to French to German to English. Here are my results:
"I dreamed a dream in days gone by. When hope was high and life worth living."
I dreamed a dream in past days. As hope and the life, which interests the life, was high.
"How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?"
How much could an American murmeltier throw woods, if an American murmeltier could throw the wood?
"A penny for your thoughts."
On, which you think?
"As God as my witness, I will never go hungry again."
Like God as my witness, I will not go ever flared out.
"I caught him in the autumn in my garden one night. He was robbing me, raping me."
I have it in the autumn in my garden during one night imprisoned. He stole me, me hurting.
"You are sunlight and I moon. Joined by the gods of fortune. Midnight and high noon sharing the sky. We have been blessed, you and I."
You are light of the sun and I musarde. Joint-closely by the Gods of the fortune. Midnight and high noon, which divide the sky. We were gesegnet, you and I.
"Romeo, Romeo. Wherefore art thou Romeo? Deny thy father and refuse thy name, or if thou wilt not, be but sworn my love, and I will no longer be a Capulet."
Romeo, Romeo. Thou Romeo of the art of Wherefore? Denials you the father thy and reject the name thy, or if thou wither themselves, but assermenté my love, and I more no Capulet will be.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
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Posted: 3/23/04 at 4:08pm
"To be or not to be, that is the question."
"To be or too not its, it is request."
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" I have always depended upon the kindness of strangers."
" I depend always from the foreign ones."
Fun!
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Posted: 3/24/04 at 10:20amWhere did you all go on Google to do this? I can't find it anywhere on that site.
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Posted: 3/24/04 at 12:20pmOn the main Google page, click the link on the right for Language Tools. Altavista has the same thing. It's basically the Babel Fish translation program.
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Posted: 3/24/04 at 3:24pm
'Move your bloomin arse!
to
'It moves your blooming burned!'
Italian to English
This is fun!
Updated On: 3/24/04 at 03:24 PM
Broadway Legend Joined: 10/10/03
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Posted: 3/24/04 at 6:10pmMany years ago, while visiting Montreal, I tried to bond with the waiter by requesting milk for my coffee in French. He looked at me funny, and I realized that I was asking him for a breast, not milk. Oooops. What an ass.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/16/03
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Posted: 3/24/04 at 6:34pm
"Suck me dry in Bloomingdale's window."
"Suck me drying into the window of Bloomingdale."
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" Mommy, why does Grandma always touch me down there?"
" Mommy, why make Grandma pray rain towards me always downward
that?"
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" Push, push in the bush"
" Push, push the shrub inwards"
Updated On: 3/25/04 at 06:34 PM
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Posted: 3/24/04 at 10:50pm
haha, that's awsome. mistermatt, i love yours. music man i love yours too...however twisted and ileagal they may be.....
"We who are about to die, salute you"
:
us who to be, greeting to die it
"tomorrow never dies"
:
tomorrow never cubic
To helen, by Poe:
Helen, thy beauty is to me
like those Nicean barks of yore,
that gently o'er a perfumed sea,
the weary, way-worn, wanderer bore
to his own native shore.
On desperate seas long won't to roam,
thy hyacinth hair, thy classic face,
thy Naiad airs have brought me home
to the glory that was Greece,
and the grandeur that was Rome
Lo! in yon brillian window-niche
how statue-like i see thee stand.
the agate lamp withing thy hand!
ah, Psyche, from the regions which
Are holy land!
:
:version one:
Helen, thy the beauty zu with me like this barge of Nicean von yore, that easy, o' er a parfuemiertes a sea, the inert one, to use wandererausbohrung its own native rivets on desperate sea length not durchstreift, thy Hyazinthehaar, thy traditional face, to air thy Naiad to take to me re-elected house, which Greece, and size, this Rome. Slightly! in the crénau of window shining yon, as I theestandplatz see Statue-wie you, the agate lamp in thy the hand! Ampèreheure, psyché, of the areas which are a holy country!
:version one translated from German to English:
Helen, thy the beauty too with ME like this barge OF Nicean of yore, that easy, O ' it A of parfuemiertes A sea, the inertly one, your uses wandererausbohrung its own native rivets one desperate sea length emergency roams across, thy hyacinth to hair, thy traditional face, your of air thy Naiad your take your of ME Rh-elected house, which Greece, and size, this Rome. Slightly! into the crénau OF window shining yon, have I theestandplatz lake Statue-wie you, the agate lamp into thy the hand! Ampèreheure, psyché, OF the AREAS which acres A holy country!
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