Great Bumper Sticker
Great Bumper Sticker
#0Great Bumper Sticker
Posted: 6/29/05 at 10:50pm
Another bumper sticker seen recently in Palm Springs, CA:
BUSH'S PROBLEM IS PREMATURE IRAQULATION
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
Updated On: 6/30/05 at 10:50 PM
The Grovers Corners Yenta
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#2re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:05pmI love it! My brother has a boxer and he took her to the vet recently. They gave him a bumper sticker thatsaid " My Boxer Is Smarter Than Your Honor Student"
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
FosseBoi
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/30/04
#3re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:23pmI LOVE THEM! I've seen a few anti-Bush bumper stickers around my town lately. I havent seen one that is not LOL funny.
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Dollypop
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#4re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:24pmPray tell: What's a "Bumber"?
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)
#5re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:43pmsomeone down my street has one that says "Annoy the media: re-elect Bush"
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#6re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/29/05 at 11:47pm
At the grocery store today:
"Bush on Mars,
Peace on Earth."
#7re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/30/05 at 1:24pmThat's so awesome !
Life is like a patio door, you never know which side is open... and then you run into the glass.... ~Connie and Carla
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#8re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/30/05 at 2:06pm
A bumper is thing that's on your car... it's supposed to weaken impact when you crash, or something. I've never had to actually use it.
My stepdad had a naughty on his truck..
"My gay son secretly f@#$s your daughters football playing boyfriend."
CurtainUp
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/9/04
#9re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/30/05 at 2:23pm"More Trees, Less Bush"
Rosencrantz: "Be happy - if you're not even HAPPY what's so good about surviving? We'll be all right. I suppose we just go on."
- from Tom Stoppard's Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
#10re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/30/05 at 2:46pm
best one I've ever seen:
Diaphram. The world needs more colored phrams.
"I don't really get the ending,all i can go with is when after several months,Judith saw Pat sang,and later she kissed him on the toilet,after that the story back to where Pat went down from the stage after he'd sung,and he went to the italian lady.I just don't get it,what Judith exatcly meant when he kissed Pat that she had seen,and did Pat end up together with The Italian Lady?Please help me,thank u very much!"
Quote from someone on IMDB in reference to a movie he/she didn't understand. Such grammar!
#11re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:56pmi saw another great bush one it siad "why us?" with a red mark through the "w".
sometimes i think my head is so big because it is so full of dreams- the elephant man
#12re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/30/05 at 3:58pm
My personal favorite:
"Jesus is coming. Look busy."
"...First let's make a pit stop at the weiner stand!"
#13re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/30/05 at 4:06pm
I use to have this bumper sticker on my truck:
"Save the Environment, Plant a Bush Back in Texas"
But they didn't listen. 
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
#14re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/30/05 at 4:07pmThat's because those of us here in Texas don't want him back.
"...First let's make a pit stop at the weiner stand!"
#15re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/30/05 at 4:10pm
My personal favorite has always been:
"I love animals. They're delicious!"
"What can you expect from a bunch of seitan worshippers?" - Reginald Tresilian
The Grovers Corners Yenta
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#16re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/30/05 at 5:29pm" Born Again Pagan"
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
#17re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/30/05 at 5:31pmThere's one that someobdy stuck on a 'No U-turns' sign that says "Somewhere in Texas, there's a village missing an idiot."
The Grovers Corners Yenta
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#18re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/30/05 at 6:01pm" SAVE THE CHOCOLATE MOOSE"
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
The Grovers Corners Yenta
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#19re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/30/05 at 6:02pm" SAVE THE CHOCOLATE MOOSE"
"Friends are the people you chose as family."....Me.
CosmopolitanBoy
Understudy Joined: 6/30/05
#20re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/30/05 at 9:46pmBush is in the White House because Texas won't take him back.
Cheers Cheers, Thanks a lot.
#21re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/30/05 at 10:15pm
"Somewhere in Texas, there's a village missing an idiot"
I have this one hanging in my office.
http://www.idiots4bush.com/bumper_stickers1
Finish each day and be done with it. You have done what you could. Some blunders and absurdities no doubt crept in; forget them as soon as you can. Tomorrow is a new day; begin it well and serenely and with too high a spirit to be enbered with your old nonsense. ~ Emerson
Updated On: 6/30/05 at 10:15 PM
#22re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/30/05 at 10:47pm"IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE NOT THE PRESIDENT".
#23re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/30/05 at 11:05pm
"Asses of Evil"
"It Takes a Village Idiot"
Here are a few anti-Bush bumper stickers I've found...
"One Person, One Vote* (*may not apply in certain states)"
"We're Gooder"
"Thanks for Not Paying Attention"
"Leave No Billionaire Behind"
"Four More Wars!"
"Putting the 'Con' in Conservative"
...and my personal favorite:
"Bring Back Monica Lewinsky"
(sorry if any of these have already been posted)
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CosmopolitanBoy
Understudy Joined: 6/30/05
#24re: Great Bumber Sticker
Posted: 6/30/05 at 11:06pmBig Bush and Bush Jr. Someone shave those puppies!
Cheers Cheers, Thanks a lot.
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