Great Pranks?- Page 2

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 12/15/08 at 4:47pm

"I play pranks on telemarketers all the time, too."

haha. do share!

Usually, I pretend I know them. Like, if the telemarketer is saying, "Hello, it's Richard from State Farm, and--" and I'll pick up the phone and yell, "RICHIE! I'd know your voice anywhere! Remember me? From high school?" And I'll start trying to have a conversation with them. Sometimes, if they say, "Can I speak to your father," I'll say, "What are you talking about, I AM [my dad's name]" and they apologize profusely and say, "Sorry, sir." (I'm a girl.)

But one time, my usual pretending-to-know the telemarketer thing backfired. Because several years ago, one of my best friends who I've know since kindergarten has an extremely common name, and we once got a telemarketer with the same name as him. And this friend's voice had been changing rapidly at the time, so every time I talked to him, he sounded different. And... I assumed the telemarketer was him, and it was horribly embarrassing. Two of my other friends got the same telemarketer that week... I feel sorry for the poor telemarketer, who had so many teenage girls trying to strike up a conversation with him.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 12/15/08 at 6:57pm

Semen is protien, so it should actually be good for her hair, but I've always enjoyed switching the conditioner for Nair.

And, yes, I’ve done that, as well.

[Schmerg_The_Impaler]

Posted: 12/15/08 at 7:05pm

TheatreDiva, I will be having nightmares tonight.

And disturbingly, the nightmares will be about the Nair rather than the semen. Somehow, I can deal with having bodily fluids in my hair as long as I *have* hair.

[KathyGriffinLovesYou]

Posted: 12/15/08 at 7:09pm

Random story-

One day like a year ago or something I wanted to nair up my legs but then forgot I ever did so after it being on me for like half an hour it ended up burning hole through my skin.

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 12/15/08 at 8:53pm

It's called a vagina.