the only porn offer i ever got was 2-for-1 wednesday's at joy's bookstore...
Hey bway!!! You're back to familiar avatar territory, but I miss you!
Care to guess which part?
Your ADHD?
well we've seen almost all of you so it won't be hard to pinpoint a spot....
CM2's expression in his avatar reminds me of Templeton from Charlotte's Web. :-P
RobbO's signature makes me think of this old story:
It was the first day of school and first grade teacher, Marilyn Prussy, was dreading the usual introduction to her new students. Each year she had to deal with the embarrassment of them mispronouncing her name. This year she decided to make it a contest so that the students would get it right. After the bell had rung and the class settled in, she turned to the blackboard and wrote in large letters as she spoke, "Good-morning class. My name is Miss Prussy. P R U S S Y. Can you all say that?" The class in unison said, "Miss Prussy." "Good. Now, please remember it, and if I call on you and ask you my name, and you get it right, I will give you an entire box of the candy of your choice." All the little first-graders smiled with excitement at the prospect of winning. Each day for the next three days, she went through the same routine of spelling and saying her name, clearly to the class. On the fourth day, she decided that it was time to put them to the test. "Okay now, who wants to try to win that box of candy?", Miss Prussy asked. All the little first-graders' hands went up, simultaneously. "Who to call on?", she pondered. "Alright, Joey, let's give you a try. Do you remember my name?", she asked. The little boy nodded his head, as an angelic smile lit-up his face. "Okay, what's my name?", she queried.
"Miss Crunt", he replied.
LOL LOL LOL - that's a keeper, CM2!
So sorry to hear you declined that porn offer. What other offers have you declined?
well, i missed the special on 2-for-1 videos but i did get the offer for 5 free rentals with the purchase of a lifesize blow-up doll.
i'm getting dizzy from holding my breath...and i'm all out of body parts...
I think, unlike the rest of us, ConvinceMe2 has a life and he logged off. Boo hiss.
A life?! Are you waiting for something from me?
hey i logged off for a bit. had to feed my addiction...
but now i'm back and i was expecting an answer waiting for me....
Well I think RobbO is waiting for you to name your British body part, even though I already did.
Oh yes, quite right. Me dangly-bits.
thinking hard (pun intended). oh, does that mean...
oh!
Yes. Very refined they are. Stiff upper something or other...
That sound you can hear is the penny dropping, RobbO.
You couldn't prove that Irish Curse thing by the Irish guys I've seen.
Nor from Colin Farrell, if what I hear about his nude scene in the upcoming Ask The Dust is true. Yum.
The Irish curse was invented by people who hated the Irish.
I'm Irish and I most definitely do not suffer from the curse, nor do any other Irish guys I know.
You shameless whorebag, Singer!
And may I just threadjack for a moment to say how much fun this threadjack has been today? My work day has just whizzed by.
amen. although i don't know if my italian side won that battle with the irish side of me with the german part yelling for more sauerkraut!!
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