RobbO's signature makes me think of this old story:
It was the first day of school and first grade teacher, Marilyn Prussy, was dreading the usual introduction to her new students. Each year she had to deal with the embarrassment of them mispronouncing her name. This year she decided to make it a contest so that the students would get it right. After the bell had rung and the class settled in, she turned to the blackboard and wrote in large letters as she spoke, "Good-morning class. My name is Miss Prussy. P R U S S Y. Can you all say that?" The class in unison said, "Miss Prussy." "Good. Now, please remember it, and if I call on you and ask you my name, and you get it right, I will give you an entire box of the candy of your choice." All the little first-graders smiled with excitement at the prospect of winning. Each day for the next three days, she went through the same routine of spelling and saying her name, clearly to the class. On the fourth day, she decided that it was time to put them to the test. "Okay now, who wants to try to win that box of candy?", Miss Prussy asked. All the little first-graders' hands went up, simultaneously. "Who to call on?", she pondered. "Alright, Joey, let's give you a try. Do you remember my name?", she asked. The little boy nodded his head, as an angelic smile lit-up his face. "Okay, what's my name?", she queried.
"Miss Crunt", he replied.
ConvinceMe2 is dead. Long live BrendanStryker!
