HAPPY BIRTHDAY CKEATON!!!!!

#1

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CKEATON!!!!!

Posted: 7/26/04 at 5:08pm

Happy Birthday to my big bro!
Now! Stop getting older, so I can catch up!!!

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#2

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 5:10pm

and remember that incest while not necessarily illegal is still frowned upon in most civilized societies save for the way upper crust and the way toothless.

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#3

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 5:23pm

Ah hell...
Now I have a birthday thread... I sit here waiting for it to be the lamest birthday thread ever. No one will post on it but you and papa... I suck.

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#4

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 5:25pm

I don't get why we celebrate someone for being born. They didn't do any of the work that day. Their mother did.

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#5

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 5:25pm

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CKEATON!!

Id have posted on this earlier but I was unaware it was your birthday, my humblest apologies.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!

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#6

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 5:26pm

Oh, and HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

You're the Nile.
You're the Tower of Pisa.
You're the smile
On the Mona Lisa.

You're sublime.
You're a turkey dinner.
You're the time
Of the Derby winner.

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Updated On: 7/26/04 at 05:26 PM

#7

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 5:27pm

We're celebrating that on that day Ckeaton came into existance. Had that not been the case, we would be one supercool poster less on these boards.

*throws a ckeaton party*

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#8

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 5:28pm

Happy birthday to you, happy birthday dear CKEATON, happy birthday to you!!!!!!! *jumps out of cake*

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#9

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 5:28pm

I was just saying the same thing earlier Priest... 'cause I'm unable to see my mom today, I told her that it's really her holiday anyway.

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#10

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 5:31pm

*tear*

(BTW Darling Jai... I'm holding my breath for ~ff~, nyu, CJR, M_S and Daisy to come out of the cake in tandem... but thanks for the effort. )

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#11

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 5:45pm

Can't we just sing to you instead?
It seems less messy.

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#12

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 5:48pm

Happy Birthday Mista President! :)

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#13

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 5:55pm

FF will dance in a fountain in her prom dress but won't jump out of a cake.

Ckeaton maybe you just don't mean enough to her, I'm sorry. I'll have to take her place.

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#14

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 6:03pm

Happy Birthday from your neighbor to the west in gloomy, hazy Buffalo.

Many many happy returns of the day!

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#15

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 6:04pm

Happy Happy Happy CK!

from a fellow Leo,

Margo (to quote Susan Hayward, I'll cry tomorrow)

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#16

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 6:40pm

Hippo birdies!

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#17

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 7:11pm

Yay! Thanks all!

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#18

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 7:14pm

FELIZ CUMPLEAÑOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I just found the right cake on google:

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#19

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 7:17pm

That's kinda dirty, if you think about it.
hehehe.

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#20

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 7:19pm

I don't get it.

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#21

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 7:23pm

Ewww I can't believe I just thought about it to see the dirtyness.

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#22

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 7:25pm

Oh, you get it... you Canadian ponce.
Did you get it sword?

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#23

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 7:28pm

I had an idea, but it didn't really make sense.
And I don't know how Jai is going to jump out of that...
What the heck is a ponce?
And why are you attacking me on your birthday?
Shouldn't you be out getting a free ice cream at Baskin Robbins or something?

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#24

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 7:30pm

The pizza is on the way...
The guests arrive at 8 pm.
It's an old fashioned paper plate gig.

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#25

re: happy b-day, ck

Posted: 7/26/04 at 7:37pm

See my idea was probably dirty in a way which only my brain would stretch it to be dirty.

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