Happy Needless Turkey Murder Day

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/23/05 at 8:31pm

in honor of my good friend, regina, regina phalange, i bid you a happy needless turkey murder day.

[iflitifloat]

Posted: 11/23/05 at 8:41pm

The same to you.

(And for the record, no turkeys are being slaughtered in my household.)

[Unknown User]

Posted: 11/23/05 at 8:43pm

haha yea...... i wont be partaking in the turkey murdering either (i'm a vegitarian!)

[TheatreDiva90016]

Posted: 11/23/05 at 8:44pm

Can we just cut the heads off of Rent posters instead?

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/23/05 at 9:17pm

i just became very frightened as i was switched over to the main board somehow. it's the first time i've glanced there in over a month and it was SCARY!

why can't we lockout some of those threads?!?

[Elphaba]

Posted: 11/23/05 at 9:23pm

GOOD, MORE for me!

[BlueWizard]

Posted: 11/23/05 at 9:57pm

Sarah McLachlan performed this great song on SNL in 1997, with Ana Gasteyer on guitar. Here are the lyrics:

"Basted in Blood"

We gather together
for yams, beans, and cranberry sauce.
But have you given much thought lately
to the turkey holocaust?
200 million noble birds
slaughtered every fall.
Ain¹t no difference between Hitler, Stalin,
and the folks at Butterball, Butterball.
So set your tables, America
from Birmingham to Branson.
But when you carve that turkey
you're a finger lickin' Charlie Manson.
Enjoy your pumpkin pie,
your buttery Idaho spuds,
Grandma's chestnut stuffing,
and a turkey basted in blood.
basted in blood
basted in blood
basted in blood
Enjoy your turkey, enjoy...
basted in blood
basted in blood
basted in blood
basted in blood
basted in blood
basted in blood.

[papalovesmambo]

Posted: 11/23/05 at 10:16pm

don't worry all. i'll kill and eat enough turkeys to cover for all your tofu eatin' asses.

[shira467]

Posted: 11/23/05 at 10:25pm

Bring on the meat!

[shira467]

Posted: 11/23/05 at 10:31pm

Uh...sorry...

Uh..yams anyone?

[Unknown User]

Posted: 11/23/05 at 10:49pm

I'll be thinking of you RobbO as I partake of our bird.

[metolius]

Posted: 11/23/05 at 10:57pm

My family is having three turkeys.

One smoked
One fried
One bakes normal

But I do have a large family, so it all works out.

[Apollo]

Posted: 11/23/05 at 10:58pm

I can't wait for that turkey to be ready. I can practically taste it.

[BlueWizard]

Posted: 11/23/05 at 11:03pm

I'm buying a big block of tofu and carving it into the shape of a turkey. Yum.

[harris007]

Posted: 11/24/05 at 12:59am

hmmmmmmmmmmmmm robbo you dont mind when COWS are murdred do ya??????????????

[DefyingEDCT]

Posted: 11/24/05 at 2:25am

die DIE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE YOU DAMN TURKEYS~~!!@!@

[RobbO]

Posted: 11/24/05 at 9:10am

i thought for sure that people would remember this exchange from friends?!?

monica: happy thanksgiving!
phoebe: happy needless turkey murder day.

(cue laughter)

[Rathnait62]

Posted: 11/24/05 at 1:36pm

Oh Robb, quit your whining. I knew what you were talking about. :P

As regards the Main Board these days, I vote for a Rent Only Board. I posted a review of TOUCH OF THE POET at 2:00 a.m., and when I signed back on at 11:00 it was already on the second page, thanks to the 525,605 rent threads. I realize POET is a classic play, and therefore of no interest to anyone, but still...

Updated On: 11/24/05 at 01:36 PM

[BobbyBubby]

Posted: 11/24/05 at 1:42pm

Actually, I think most turkey's are murdered long before Thanksgiving. I'm pretty sure most live turkeys are safe today.