Happy Needless Turkey Murder Day
Happy Needless Turkey Murder Day
#0Happy Needless Turkey Murder Day
Posted: 11/23/05 at 8:31pmin honor of my good friend, regina, regina phalange, i bid you a happy needless turkey murder day.
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iflitifloat
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#1re: Happy Needless Turkey Murder Day
Posted: 11/23/05 at 8:41pm
The same to you.
(And for the record, no turkeys are being slaughtered in my household.)
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#2re: Happy Needless Turkey Murder Day
Posted: 11/23/05 at 8:43pmhaha yea...... i wont be partaking in the turkey murdering either (i'm a vegitarian!)
TheatreDiva90016
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/10/04
#3re: Happy Needless Turkey Murder Day
Posted: 11/23/05 at 8:44pmCan we just cut the heads off of Rent posters instead?
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#4re: Happy Needless Turkey Murder Day
Posted: 11/23/05 at 9:17pm
i just became very frightened as i was switched over to the main board somehow. it's the first time i've glanced there in over a month and it was SCARY!
why can't we lockout some of those threads?!?
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#5re: Happy Needless Turkey Murder Day
Posted: 11/23/05 at 9:23pmGOOD, MORE for me!
It is ridiculous to set a detective story in New York City. New York City is itself a detective story...
AGATHA CHRISTIE, Life magazine, May 14, 1956
#6re: Happy Needless Turkey Murder Day
Posted: 11/23/05 at 9:57pm
Sarah McLachlan performed this great song on SNL in 1997, with Ana Gasteyer on guitar. Here are the lyrics:
"Basted in Blood"
We gather together
for yams, beans, and cranberry sauce.
But have you given much thought lately
to the turkey holocaust?
200 million noble birds
slaughtered every fall.
Ain¹t no difference between Hitler, Stalin,
and the folks at Butterball, Butterball.
So set your tables, America
from Birmingham to Branson.
But when you carve that turkey
you're a finger lickin' Charlie Manson.
Enjoy your pumpkin pie,
your buttery Idaho spuds,
Grandma's chestnut stuffing,
and a turkey basted in blood.
basted in blood
basted in blood
basted in blood
Enjoy your turkey, enjoy...
basted in blood
basted in blood
basted in blood
basted in blood
basted in blood
basted in blood.
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#7re: happy tasty flightless bird eatin' day
Posted: 11/23/05 at 10:16pmdon't worry all. i'll kill and eat enough turkeys to cover for all your tofu eatin' asses.
r.i.p. marco, my guardian angel.
...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
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...global warming can manifest itself as heat, cool, precipitation, storms, drought, wind, or any other phenomenon, much like a shapeshifter. -- jim geraghty
pray to st. jude
i'm a sonic reducer
he was the gimmicky sort
fenchurch=mejusthavingfun=magwildwood=mmousefan=bkcollector=bradmajors=somethingtotalkabout: the fenchurch mpd collective
#8re: happy tasty flightless bird eatin' day
Posted: 11/23/05 at 10:25pmBring on the meat!
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#9re: happy tasty flightless bird eatin' day
Posted: 11/23/05 at 10:31pm
Uh...sorry...
Uh..yams anyone?
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Joined: 12/31/69
#10re: happy tasty flightless bird eatin' day
Posted: 11/23/05 at 10:49pmI'll be thinking of you RobbO as I partake of our bird.
metolius
Swing Joined: 11/16/05
#11re: happy tasty flightless bird eatin' day
Posted: 11/23/05 at 10:57pm
My family is having three turkeys.
One smoked
One fried
One bakes normal
But I do have a large family, so it all works out.
#12re: happy tasty flightless bird eatin' day
Posted: 11/23/05 at 10:58pmI can't wait for that turkey to be ready. I can practically taste it.
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#13re: happy tasty flightless bird eatin' day
Posted: 11/23/05 at 11:03pmI'm buying a big block of tofu and carving it into the shape of a turkey. Yum.
BlueWizard's blog: The Rambling Corner
HEDWIG: "The road is my home. In reflecting upon the people whom I have come upon in my travels, I cannot help but think of the people who have come upon me."
#14re: happy tasty flightless bird eatin' day
Posted: 11/24/05 at 12:59amhmmmmmmmmmmmmm robbo you dont mind when COWS are murdred do ya??????????????
Attend the tale of Bovine Boy
His party threads we all enjoy
But does he have Mad Cow Disease?
He doesn't eat beef - but cows skating? - oh please!!!
With cocoa!?!
And lemonade!?!
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#15re: happy tasty flightless bird eatin' day
Posted: 11/24/05 at 2:25amdie DIE DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE YOU DAMN TURKEYS~~!!@!@
#16re: happy tasty flightless bird eatin' day
Posted: 11/24/05 at 9:10am
i thought for sure that people would remember this exchange from friends?!?
monica: happy thanksgiving!
phoebe: happy needless turkey murder day.
(cue laughter)
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#17re: happy tasty flightless bird eatin' day
Posted: 11/24/05 at 1:36pm
Oh Robb, quit your whining. I knew what you were talking about. :P
As regards the Main Board these days, I vote for a Rent Only Board. I posted a review of TOUCH OF THE POET at 2:00 a.m., and when I signed back on at 11:00 it was already on the second page, thanks to the 525,605 rent threads. I realize POET is a classic play, and therefore of no interest to anyone, but still...
Have I ever shown you my Shattered Dreams box? It's in my Disappointment Closet. - Marge Simpson
Updated On: 11/24/05 at 01:36 PM
#18re: happy tasty flightless bird eatin' day
Posted: 11/24/05 at 1:42pmActually, I think most turkey's are murdered long before Thanksgiving. I'm pretty sure most live turkeys are safe today.
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