Are you better than Jesus, robbie? Is that it? IS THAT WHAT YOU'RE TRYING TO SAY?!?!
Absolutely.
Broadway Legend Joined: 11/2/05
Please. You are SO much more a Mary Magdalene.
Or a less drama-queeny Jezebel.
I just noticed my initial post said "Jappy Birthday" not Happy Birthday." It was a typo, in case you thought it was an obscure punchline to a running private joke about being a Jewish-American Princess.
However, that said...I think we should all have JAP-py birthdays: manis, pedis, a light lunch and a couple of shots of Botox!
Jappy Birthday!
"But hey...I made it past 33...which is more than Jesus did!!!"
And Eva Peron!
Happy Belated Birthday!
I made you a cake!
Eat it!
Happy Birthday you brick pig !!! I hope it's as gay as you are.
*mwah* Now blow...out those candles and make a wish.
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