Harris007's christmas eve thread party 2007 — Page 8

nighty night roses!

hello girly! Let's get sloshed.

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those look like the oplympic torch

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*the cows bring girly egg nog*

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Capitalists.

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B.B's. All of them.

Harris honey. I hate Egg Nog!

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Just for you, Harris.

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

Grandma go run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.

It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of pig.
And a blue and silver candle,
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

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Of course, the argument still reigns. Whose fault was it? Carol's, Grandma's or Santa's? After all, in this instance Grandma wasn't driving anywhere. Hmm.

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Updated On: 12/25/07 at 01:31 AM

Night all. :) Thanks for the party, Harris.

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I'm glad I was able to drop by for a little while - thank you Harris. Merry Christmas.

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I hope Santa smiles on you all tomorrow.

Have a great day.

the cows bring treats to stoli and zorra

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Heading on out too, Harris. Merry Christmas to you and the zoo!

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