Harris007's christmas eve thread party 2007- Page 8

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 12:54am

Harris, I'm here. Can I have a drink, please?

[tazber]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 12:58am

nighty night roses!

hello girly! Let's get sloshed.

[D2]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 1:00am

Here Girly, have a Flaming Mame:

[tazber]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 1:01am

those look like the oplympic torch

[D2]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 1:03am

The trick is to drink before the flames burn up all the alcohol.

[harris007]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 1:04am

*the cows bring girly egg nog*

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 1:04am

Sloshed sounds good! Whoever said spending holidays with blood relatives was a good idea?

[D2]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 1:05am

Capitalists.

[harris007]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 1:11am

*the hippo brings d2 a drink*

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 1:12am

B.B's. All of them.

Harris honey. I hate Egg Nog!

[D2]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 1:12am

Thank you, Harris.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 1:17am

Just for you, Harris.

Grandma Got Run Over By A Reindeer

Grandma got run over by a reindeer
Walking home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

She'd been drinkin' too much egg nog,
And we'd begged her not to go.
But she'd left her medication,
So she stumbled out the door into the snow.

When they found her Christmas mornin',
At the scene of the attack.
There were hoof prints on her forehead,
And incriminatin' Claus marks on her back.

Grandma go run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now were all so proud of Grandpa,
He's been takin' this so well.
See him in there watchin' football,
Drinkin' beer and playin' cards with cousin Belle.

It's not Christmas without Grandma.
All the family's dressed in black.
And we just can't help but wonder:
Should we open up her gifts or send them back?

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

Now the goose is on the table
And the pudding made of pig.
And a blue and silver candle,
That would just have matched the hair in Grandma's wig.

I've warned all my friends and neighbours.
Better watch out for yourselves."
They should never give a license,
To a man who drives a sleigh and plays with elves.

Grandma got run over by a reindeer,
Walkin' home from our house, Christmas eve.
You can say there's no such thing as Santa,
But as for me and Grandpa, we believe.

[harris007]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 1:23am

yay

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 1:31am

Of course, the argument still reigns. Whose fault was it? Carol's, Grandma's or Santa's? After all, in this instance Grandma wasn't driving anywhere. Hmm.

Updated On: 12/25/07 at 01:31 AM

[neddyfrank2]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 1:39am

Hello!

Just got back from Sweeney Todd - nothing like that to get you in the holiday spirit.

[JerseyGirl2]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 1:39am

Night all. :) Thanks for the party, Harris.

[harris007]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 1:42am

think grandma was jay walking

[D2]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 1:47am

I'm glad I was able to drop by for a little while - thank you Harris. Merry Christmas.

[tazber]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 1:49am

hands Deet another x-mastini

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 1:53am

I hope Santa smiles on you all tomorrow.

Have a great day.

[tazber]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 1:54am

you too YWIW.

Happy and peaceful Christmas!

[harris007]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 1:56am

the cows bring treats to stoli and zorra

[YouWantitWhen????]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 1:59am

*Stoli and Zorra snuggle with the cows, and bring them carrots and treats for the evening*

Night All.

[bdwaygirl]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 2:01am

Heading on out too, Harris. Merry Christmas to you and the zoo!

[harris007]

Posted: 12/25/07 at 2:03am

thanks girly