Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
What's up with all these commercials that feature has-beens?
Michael Bolton on the Optimum commercial.
And the Sears Monkey's Uncle commerical with Lorenzo Lamas.
Who buys things based on has-beens?
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Audiences at the Ogunquit Playhouse?
Broadway Legend Joined: 4/8/12
Joan Lunden's Alzheimer's care commercials.
Joe Theismann's prostate care vitamin commercials.
I know he is died recently, but former Surgeon General C. Everett Koop spent several years endorsing Life Alert bracelets.
Broadway Legend Joined: 5/20/03
I think the worst is Pat Boone selling those tubs for old people. And yes at the end of the commercial his nasty old wrinkled body is sitting in a tub.
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
And that HAIR DYE!
I'd be happy to take care of Joe's prostate, though.
I saw the Pat Boone commercial the other day and all I could think was, "Please don't sing! Please don't sing!" Then he did. Shirtless. In the tub. EW.
How young are you people? Has beens have been on commercials as long as there have been commercials. ( Say that 5 times fast )
Sheesh!
Broadway Legend Joined: 7/22/03
Debby Boone does one for some face lift thing too. Singing "You Light Up My Life" Annoying.
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