CM2 says you've never gotten as far as sex. Instead, he tells me you keep him up all night talking about how much money Corine is making at her new job and wondering if she'll be able to hold onto it longer than 6 weeks.
He also says that you've admitted to sawing off Liam's legs at the kneecap, thus ensuring his diminutive stature.
"Long live God!" (GODSPELL)