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#1

He Dribbles, He Spanks, He scores!

"A high school basketball coach at a school on Staten Island is under arrest Wednesday for allegedly spanking two 15-year-old male players for missing shots."

Man and I thought the High School Drama teachers were the twisted ones....


Spank You, Very much!
#6

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Ooh, I wanna play!
The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.
#10

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Thank you Sir, may I have another...and another...and another
The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.
#11

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I was never much for High School Sports, but this is one I could have invented! In fact, I think I did.

Personally I can't WAIT for the movie. I'm picturing Dennis Quaid as the coach and maybe...Jake Gyllenhall and Nick Cannon as the hotshot basketball players. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I smell Oscar.
#13

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I prefer to smell Jake.
The truly beautiful should be lawfully restricted from wearing clothing; and the truly butt-ugly should be lawfully mandated from going naked.
#14

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Develops a-pleanty today as the Spanker is charged with a mess o'felonies. Bizarrely, this went on for quite some time (TWO YEARS???) before the boys realized that none of the other coaches gave bare-bottomed spankings!

Shocking news from Staten Island: High school basketball coach Drew Sanders has been charged with second-degree attempted assault, fourth-degree criminal possession of a weapon, 23 counts of forcible touching, 23 counts of third-degree sexual abuse and two counts of endangering the welfare of a child. According to two 15-year-old boys, Sanders has spent the past two years intermittently pulling down their pants after basketball practice and spanking them (with his bare hand or, if their suicide sprints were really lackluster, a wooden paddle) for missing shots.
#15

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well....they alwaqys say that your high school years are the best years of your lives

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