He Dribbles, He Spanks, He scores!

Posted: 7/6/05 at 3:00pm

"A high school basketball coach at a school on Staten Island is under arrest Wednesday for allegedly spanking two 15-year-old male players for missing shots."

Man and I thought the High School Drama teachers were the twisted ones....


Spank You, Very much!

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 7/6/05 at 3:01pm

That's kind of hot.

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 7/6/05 at 3:03pm

Get me on that team! I can't make a basket to save my ass!

[RobbO]

Posted: 7/6/05 at 3:05pm

**converts to judaism**

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 7/6/05 at 3:06pm

Sueleen, even if you could, would you want to be saving your ass in this instance?

[baddadnpa]

Posted: 7/6/05 at 3:08pm

Ooh, I wanna play!

[SueleenGay]

Posted: 7/6/05 at 3:09pm

Oh, I gave up trying to save my ass years ago.

[bwaysinger]

Posted: 7/6/05 at 3:13pm

Is it...green...too?

Posted: 7/6/05 at 3:27pm

How minor can a spanking get?

[baddadnpa]

Posted: 7/6/05 at 3:29pm

Thank you Sir, may I have another...and another...and another

Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:02pm

I was never much for High School Sports, but this is one I could have invented! In fact, I think I did.

Personally I can't WAIT for the movie. I'm picturing Dennis Quaid as the coach and maybe...Jake Gyllenhall and Nick Cannon as the hotshot basketball players. Mmmmmmmmmmmmmm. I smell Oscar.

[RobbO]

Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:04pm

okay, joe. you smell oscar. i'll smell tony.

[baddadnpa]

Posted: 7/6/05 at 4:05pm

I prefer to smell Jake.

Posted: 7/7/05 at 11:06am

Develops a-pleanty today as the Spanker is charged with a mess o'felonies. Bizarrely, this went on for quite some time (TWO YEARS???) before the boys realized that none of the other coaches gave bare-bottomed spankings!

Shocking news from Staten Island: High school basketball coach Drew Sanders has been charged with second-degree attempted assault, fourth-degree criminal possession of a weapon, 23 counts of forcible touching, 23 counts of third-degree sexual abuse and two counts of endangering the welfare of a child. According to two 15-year-old boys, Sanders has spent the past two years intermittently pulling down their pants after basketball practice and spanking them (with his bare hand or, if their suicide sprints were really lackluster, a wooden paddle) for missing shots.

[morosco]

Posted: 7/7/05 at 11:10am

well....they alwaqys say that your high school years are the best years of your lives